I am currently rooting through my kids' Halloween candy. There's not much good stuff left. By good stuff, I mean anything chocolate that's not a sleeve of Whoppers. I found a mini Snickers a moment ago. I see a Three Musketeers, but I'm not particularly fond of that candy bar. What's exciting about chocolate-covered Elmer's glue? And Kit Kats aren't even candy bars. They're cookies masquerading as candy bars.
I see lots of Tootsie pops and Smarties. There's a package of peanut M&Ms. Again, not my favorite.
However, beggars can't be choosers.
If a Kit Kat is the only thing that's available, Saint Marty will take it.
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| This is not candy. It's sweetened cyanide. |
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