November 5: Getting Slap Happy

I'm getting a little slap happy.  I have been grading midterm exams all day long.  After I'm done typing this post, I'm going to correct more midterms.  The stack never seems to get any smaller.  When I go to sleep at night, I dream about correcting midterms.  When I wake up in the morning, my fingers are stained with red ink.  I think in multiple choice and short essay.

During lunch tomorrow, I'm going to _____.
a.  correct midterms   
b.  correct midterms
c.  correct midterms
d. Both (a) and (c)

Tomorrow night, I'm going to _____.
a.  correct midterms
b.  correct midterms
c.  correct midterms
d.  all of the above

Saint Marty needs to end this post because he has to _____.
a.  correct midterms
b.  correct midterms
c.  correct midterms
d.  drink heavily and then correct midterms

It's an epidemic!