Friday, December 27, 2013

December 27: Next Year's Book

After much deliberation, I have chosen the book for next year.

You may remember that I was considering Willa Cather's My Antonia and E. B. White's Charlotte's Web.  Both are great books, and made Entertainment Weekly's list of the top ten novels of all time.  Either one would be a worthy choice.

Well, I have consulted many experts.  I prayed.  I called up the Vatican and spoke to Pope Francis.  I listened to the small inner voice inside my head.  (That didn't help.  It just kept saying, "Hillary Clinton for President!")

After all that, I'm pleased to announce that my choice for next year is...

Just kidding.

Next year's book is Charlotte's Web.

Saint Marty isn't really into badly written pornography.

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