It has been one weird winter. Storm following storm. I think we're up to Winter Storm Zeus, now. Before Zeus, it was Yogi and Xerxes. I can't tell you how stupid I think naming winters storms is. There's been a Winter Storm Gandolf this season. Gandolf. I'm not kidding.
From here on out, I'm going to start naming all the winter storms myself. If we do, indeed, get a winter storm tonight, I'm going to call it Winter Storm KissMyAss. If we get a storm after KissMyAss, I'll name it PainIntheAss. After that will come winter storms KickintheAss, BiteMyAss, and MyAssIsDragging. I'm hoping we don't have to go much past MyAssIsDragging, or I may need to start taking antidepressants.
Saint Marty should work for the National Weather Service.
KissMyAss is on the way |
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