I can't afford to order a pizza.
I don't have any liquor in the house.
I don't have any chocolate.
I can't do a head stand.
My dancing embarrasses my daughter, which really won't stop me.
I used up all my fireworks on July 4. I don't even have a sparkler.
I guess I'll just heat up a hot dog in the microwave, pour myself a glass of water, and watch America's Got Talent.
Saint Marty knows how to live on the wild side.
|Can I get a "yippee"?|