OK, chocolate in...
It is starting to melt. It's lovely and creamy between my cheek and gum line. I can feel it slowly disappearing. It's filling my mouth with a sweet, almost paste-like texture. Think Colgate. Or melting peanut butter. Saliva is building up in my mouth now, the kind you get when you eat Oreos. Thick, almost slimy. If I spit right now, my sputum would look like the contents of a spittoon. The paste is breaking down to components that are a little smoky and fruity. There's a reason why I'm not a chocolate sucker. I prefer my chocolate quick and dirty. Usually, by this point in consuming a chocolate product, I'm chewing, swallowing, and washing it down with Diet Mountain Dew. When I eat M&M's, I take them singly and split the candy coating off the chocolate with my teeth. Then I rub the chocolate with my tongue against the roof of my mouth until it's gone. I'm almost done with the Dove now. It's leaving the inside of my mouth a little raw, as if it's been exposed to something intensely hot. It's going, going...I'm swallowing, swallowing...going, going...slimy, coffee taste...gone.
Saint Marty needs a drink of water.
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