Showing posts with label Rye Dip Monday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rye Dip Monday. Show all posts

Thursday, May 9, 2013

May 9: Summer Schedule

Well, I have been working with the same weekly line-up of posts since January.  Some of the posts have been pretty popular (Rye Dip Monday, Poem of the Week Friday).  Other posts have suffered poor ratings and readership (Saint of the Week Tuesday, Blessing Thursday).  The time has come for me, as head of the SMN (Saint Marty Network), to make some decisions about summer programming.  I mean, on TV, American Idol is coming to an end, and America's Got Talent is gearing up.

I'm not sure what I'm going to change.  I will continue with The Catcher in the Rye.  That is a year-long commitment.  However, I'm pretty much open to any other shift.  Perhaps Saint of the Week Tuesday will take a break for the summer, and I'll replace it with Poet/Writer of the Week.  Or maybe I'll try something like Prayer of the Week Tuesday.  As I said, everything is up in the air.  I may even suspend some of the more popular posts, like Poem of the Week Friday.

I've thought about posting some reruns:  some of my favorite older posts that deserve to be dusted off and re-posted.  I like that idea.  I mean, after all, The Sound of Music and It's A Wonderful Life are aired once a year.  I've written over 1300 posts.  There have got to be one or two that are worth repeating.

I may also scale back my posting output to once a day to allow me to work on a few other writing projects over the summer.  No, I'm not getting lazy.  I just have a couple manuscripts that need attention, and the summer months are much less labor-intensive for me, job-wise.

I put it out there to my disciples.  Give me suggestions of what you want to continue to read during the summer, what you want to see canceled permanently, and what you want to see added to the weekly line-up.  Don't wait forever, however.  I will be finalizing the schedule by next week Monday.

Saint Marty needs to know what you like and hate:
  1. Rye Dip Monday
  2. Saint of the Week Tuesday
  3. Worry Wednesday
  4. Blessing Thursday
  5. P.O.E.T.S. Day Poem of the Week Friday
  6. Good Reads Saturday
  7. My Favorite Things Sunday
Even Oprah canceled Rosie O'Donnell



Monday, April 29, 2013

April 29: Lots to Do, Sisyphean Task, "Rye" Dip Monday

Where's the chocolate room?

 I feel like Gene Wilder at the end of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  I find myself walking around this morning, muttering, "So much time, and so little to do!  Strike that, reverse it."

I have to finish the final edits on my chapbook and get that in the mail.  I know I don't stand a chance, but it's nice to have the hope of publication for a little while.  I have two poems that need a little more tweaking.  Aside from that, I just need to format it, slip it in an envelope, and send it on its way.  I've been living with some of the poems in this little collection for over ten years.  It's time to let them go.

Then I have final exams to grade.  Lots of them.  That is the Sisyphean task preoccupying me today.  That and how sore I am from yesterday afternoon's run.  It's a good sore, though.  It's my body saying, "Oh, yeah, that's what that muscle does!"

Then there's my normal, daily work.  Phones.  Charts. Surgical schedules.  More phones.  Yes, I will be busy today.  Busier than I really want to be.  However, it's on days like this that I'm able to accomplish the most.  To paraphrase from another famous movie character (Dory from Finding Nemo), I "just keep working, just keep working, just keep working."

Today is a Rye dip day.  I haven't really given much thought to any question plaguing my mind at the moment.  I mean, there's the standard questions that are always present:
  • Will I win the chapbook contest I'm entering?
  • Will I get a full-time job at the university?
  • Will we have enough money to make it through the summer?
  • Will Hannah end up with Adam on Girls?
Maybe I'll just go totally off-the-wall this morning and ask a new question that has nothing to do with publishing or money or teaching or any of my normal obsessions.  Here goes:

Will I win the chapbook contest I'm entering?

OK, I have a one-track mind.  I admit it.  Let's see if Holden is going to actually answer me today.  Flipping through pages.  Flipping.  Flipping.  And the answer is:

Anyway, we danced about four numbers, and then I turned off the radio.  Old Phoebe jumped back in bed and got under the covers.  "I'm improving, aren't I?" she asked me.

So there you have it.  I'm improving.  That means I've improved enough as a poet to win this contest.  (If it seems like I'm pulling that answer out of my ass, I am.  I was determined to get a positive response this morning.)  That contest is in the bank.  Every other entrant might as well send me congratulatory wishes right now.

Saint Marty would like to thank the members of the Academy...

Monday, April 22, 2013

April 22: Busier than I Want, Poem, "Rye" Dip Monday

I have been insanely busy today.  I've also been insanely productive.  I sat down this morning and made a list of tasks I needed to accomplish.  It was a huge, daunting list.  Thus far, I've been able to put a check mark by quite a few of my to-dos.

I needed to put together the in-class portion of the final exam for my Intro to Film classes.  Check.

I needed to make a hand-out for the short answer essay portion of the final exam.  Check.

I needed to construct an e-mail list for both of my Intro to Film classes to send them the link to the online course evaluation.  Check.

I needed to grade some extra-credit assignments.  Check.

In between all of these things, I've said my prayers, read my devotions, answered phones, put together medical charts, and processed patient payments.  Check, check, check on all those things.

Now, I have to write my first and second blog posts for the day.  I feel like I've gotten a lot done, but I don't have a lot to show for it.  I'd rather have a new poem than a completed list.  Ah, well.  Summer is coming, with tons more time to write (and tons more time to worry about finances).

My question for the Gospel according to Holden today is simple:

Will my the poetry manuscript I just put together win the chapbook contest I'm going to enter?

And the answer from the holy book is:

Old Phoebe didn't say anything.  When she can't think of anything to say, she doesn't say a goddam word.

Well, that sucks.  I've learned that I don't get too many positive responses from The Catcher in the Rye.  It probably has to do with the fact that it's about a teenager having a nervous breakdown.  However, I usually get some kind of answer, positive or negative.  Anything.  The passage above is the Magic 8 Ball equivalent of "Cannot predict now" or "Ask again later."


Maybe Saint Marty will give his copy of Catcher a shake and ask again.  Or maybe he'll just live with the uncertainty for a while.  It's better than Holden calling him a pain in the ass or a goddam phony.

You can count on it!



Monday, April 15, 2013

April 15: Finishing a Chapbook, Building a Wall, "Rye" Dip Monday

I spent most of the morning cobbling together a poetry chapbook.  And when I say cobbling, I mean it.  Some of the poems I included are over seven years old.  The newest ones were written within the last year. 

The process of putting together a cohesive chapbook of poetry is a little puzzling to me.  It's like fitting stones together to create a wall, to borrow an image from Robert Frost.  I've never really understood how to do it.  I've read magazine articles about it.  I've asked friends who have won chapbook contests.  One friend told me that, for her first chapbook (she's won two chapbook contests), she simply threw her poems together in some kind of order that made sense to her and submitted it.  Another friend told me he wrote a collection of poems specifically for the chapbook contest he won.  Both of these approaches were successful.

Thus, I have come to a conclusion:  there is no winning formula for constructing a chapbook.  It's all about talent and chance and good luck.  It depends on the judge(s).  It depends on the publisher.  I suppose it could depend on the font and paper quality and time of day, as well.  Who knows?  However, I have a book, and I will submit it to a contest.

My question for Rye Dip Monday should be pretty obvious by now:

Will I win the chapbook contest with my manuscript?

And the answer from J. D. Salinger is:

...I went around the room, very quiet and all, looking at stuff for a while.  I felt swell, for a change.  I didn't even feel like I was getting pneumonia or anything any more.  I just felt good, for a change...

Well, I guess I couldn't ask for a more positive answer than that.  My finger landed on one of the few pages in The Catcher in the Rye where Holden is actually feeling happy.  That's enough for me.

Like Holden, Saint Marty is feeling swell.

Yes, it really is a subjective process....

Monday, April 8, 2013

April 8: Being Responsible, Good Guy, "Rye" Dip Monday

I'm a very responsible person, to the point of being a little obsessive.  For instance, when I leave my medical office job most days, I have to make sure two things happen:  one, the answering machine is activated; two, the medical records room is locked.  I have actually made it to my car in the parking lot, sat in the driver's seat, and then convinced myself that I forgot to lock the medical records room door.  So, I trooped back to the office to find the medical records room locked up tighter than a garter belt on the fat lady at the circus.  After getting back to my car in the parking lot, I once more started second-guessing myself, this time over whether I turned on the answering machine.  Yes, I made a second trip back to the office, only to find the answering machine activated and functioning.  That night, I finally pulled out of the parking lot about 25 minutes late.

Perhaps if I was less responsible, my life would be a little more peaceful.  I sure wouldn't wake up in the middle of the night wondering if I e-mailed a student about a missing paper or deposited a patient's check before I clocked out.  No, I would be able to leave my work where it belongs--on my desk.

 Being responsible leads to more responsibility.  It's a vicious, self-perpetuating circle.  People realize they can depend on you, so they ask you to do more.  You can't say "no," so you start to amass a pile of obligations that could suffocate an adult rhino.  And, the sick thing is, you get it all done,  which means that people ask you to do even more and. . . I think you get the idea.

I've been this way my whole life.  I don't like letting people down.  If I saw you on the street today, and you said, "Can you edit my book on the rise and fall of Ancient Greek civilization, including a 100-page index of end notes, by tomorrow morning?"--I would probably hesitate a moment before saying "sure."  The hesitation would be due to the small hamster of guilt climbing into the exercise wheel of my brain and going to work.  That little rodent has created more problems for me than I care to admit.

The upside of this character strength/flaw is that I have the reputation of being a "good guy."  I like people, despite the streak of misanthropy that runs through some of my blog posts.  I like making people feel good.  That means I will go out of my way to try to help my students succeed in my classes.  If you ask me to help you write a resume and cover letter for a job interview you have tomorrow morning, I will.  I may grumble a little, but I will.

I think being a "good guy" has sometimes hindered my advancement in the world.  The old saying is that the "squeaky wheel gets the oil."  I'm not a squeaky wheel.  If I get a crap load of work to do, I don't waste time complaining.  I get to work.  If I get assigned two courses of technical writing at the university, I dust off my tech syllabi and handouts.  Perhaps if I was a little more squeaky, I'd be teaching poetry workshops instead.

That's the crux of my question for Rye Dip Monday:

Will being a "good guy" get me a full-time job at the university soon?

And the answer from the gospel according to Holden is:

"Oh, God, Phoebe, don't ask me.  I'm sick of everybody asking me that," I said.  "A million reasons why.  It was one of the worst schools I ever went to.  It was full of phonies.  And mean guys.  You never saw so many mean guys in your life..."

I just did the Rye dip three times, and my finger kept on landing on this passage.  It's almost like God is tired of me asking this question.  Perhaps what I'm supposed to glean from this passage is that I'm supposed to be meaner, because the school is full of "phonies" and "mean guys."  Perhaps I need to squeak, really loudly for a really long time.

Saint Marty (SQUEAK!) is ready (SQUEAK!!!) to get (SQUEAK!!!!!) a little (SQUEAK!!!!!!!!!!) mean (SQUEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

What I'm afraid of...

Monday, April 1, 2013

April 1: Choosing and Recording Poems, a Little Dip in the "Rye"

Yes, it is the first day of National Poetry Month.  At 12:30 p.m., I have a date at the local Public Radio station to record some of my poems for broadcast this month.  It's something the station has been doing for quite a few years, and it allows listeners to hear the work of local writers.

My problem is this:  I'm not sure what poems I've recorded in the past.  I was going through my poetry binder, picking out possibilities, and suddenly realized I'd already recorded one of them last year.  I really need to keep better track of what I've already used from year-to-year.

Anyway, I have a good stack of poems that I'm sure I haven't recorded before.  Now my nerves are beginning to kick in.  I can usually read my poems straight through, without a mistake.  However, now that I've put that out there, I'm sure I'm go to turn into a stuttering mess.  It will be like Mel Tillis reciting Shakespeare.

My question for Rye Dip Monday is this:

Will I be able to record my poems this afternoon in one take, without any mistakes?

And the answer from Mr. Salinger is:

She was sore as hell, but she got up off my goddam lap so that I could go over and get my wallet off the chiffonier.  I took out a five-dollar bill and handed it to her.  "Thanks a lot," I told her.  "Thanks a million."

I'm not sure what this passage says about recording poetry this afternoon.  Maybe I'll run into a prostitute on my way to the studio.  Maybe I'll get through my recording easily and be really grateful.  Maybe I'll have to pay the radio station to put my poems on air.

Saint Marty is getting mixed signals.

To b-be or n-not t-to b-be...

Monday, March 18, 2013

March 18: Blog Stress, Mediocre Post, "Rye" Dip

I have a confession:  I suffer from blog stress.

Every morning, when I sit down at my laptop to type my first post of the day, I try to come up with a topic that's thought-provoking or funny.  I worry about it, stress over it.  It's absolutely ridiculous.  I know I can't post something amazing every time I sit down to write.  Statistically, it's impossible.  I have written over 1,200 posts for Saint Marty.  I'm sure that, if I took the time to review some of my older posts, I would develop a migraine.  My eyes might even start bleeding.  I write an average of 14 posts a week.  If I'm lucky, I may come up with an amazing piece of writing every couple of weeks.  If I'm lucky.

So I'm going to try to alleviate my blog stress.  I'm not going to shoot for amazing every time I write a post.  I'm going to shoot for adequate to mediocre.  By lowering my expectations, I may enjoy blogging a whole lot more.  Heck, maybe I'll stop proofreading.  (OK, I'm lying there.  I can't stand blogs with a whole bunch of grammar and spelling mistakes.  It turns me off.)  However, I might, on occasion, allow myself to write something that I would categorize as (to use the technical term) shitty.

Now, those disciples out there who've been following me for a while may notice no change in the quality of my writing.  That will probably be due to the fact that I've been writing shitty posts all along, without even realizing it.  In that case, I'm just embracing my shitty-ness.  I'm becoming one with it.  That's a good thing, as well.

I'm supposed to do a Rye dip this morning.  Again, in the past, I've tried to ask serious, life-changing questions on prior Mondays.  Not today.  Today, my question is,

Will this post be shitty?

And Holden Caulfield's answer is,

Anyway, we danced about four numbers, and then I turned off the radio.  Old Phoebe jumped back in bed and got under the covers.  "I'm improving, aren't I?" she asked me.

There you go.  That little passage says it all.  It isn't about being perfect every time.  It's about improving, dance-by-dance, step-by-step, post-by-post.

Saint Marty can live with that piece of wisdom.

Amen.

Monday, March 11, 2013

March 11: Business as Usual, God's Sense of Humor, "Rye" Dip

Spring Break is over.  I thought it was going to be business as usual today.  Work at 5 a.m.  Teaching at 3 p.m.  Lots of phone calls and paperwork in between.

I woke this morning to about eight inches of snow on top of my car and thirty-mile-an-hour winds.  The drive to the medical office was interesting, to say the least.  The county plows had not cleared U.S. 41, so I pretty much followed two ruts of snow all the way to work.  That's over twenty miles of white knuckles.

God has a sense of humor.  I've known this for a while.  Having a snowstorm blow into the Upper Peninsula of Michigan the day after Spring Break is pretty funny.  The university is open, and I have to teach this afternoon.  However, I know half of the students are not going to show up, which puts me in a quandary.  I'm not sure what to do about the midterm exam.  I was going to spend time in class today doing a review and answering questions.  There's a take-home essay portion I was planning to hand out today, as well.  The bitchy, vindictive side of me says to move ahead.  Business as usual.  The compassionate, basset hound side of me wants to postpone the exam until next Monday.  I'm leaning, at the moment, toward bitchy and vindictive.

My question for Rye Dip Monday is pretty clear:

Should I postpone my midterm exam?

And the answer from Holden Caulfield is:

"Darling, if Holden needs anything, everything's in the linen closet.  The top shelf.  I'm going to bed.  I'm exhausted," Mrs. Antolini said.  She looked it, too.  "Can you boys made up the couch by yourselves?"

Well, Mrs. Antolini seems pretty sure Holden and her husband can handle things by themselves.  She's done everything else to make Holden comfortable.  She's going to bed.


So, today, Saint Marty is going to prepare his class.  He's going to give his students everything they need.  The linen and blankets.  It's up to them to make their beds for Thursday's exam.

I prefer vanilla midterms

Monday, February 25, 2013

February 25: Burning Eyes, Burning Question, "Rye" Dip Monday

My eyes are burning.  I was up until almost 1 a.m. watching the Oscars.  I got up at 4 a.m. for work.  Yes, I'm functioning on around three hours of sleep, and I don't even have a golden statue to show for it.  That's right.  I didn't win the faux-Oscar prize last night at the party.  I needed two more correct guesses to tie, and three to win outright.  Damn Ang Lee and Christoph Waltz and Quentin Tarantino.  They screwed me over.

Anyway, I'm beat today.  My goal is to simply survive this Monday without falling asleep in front of my film class at the university.  That will be difficult.  I'm starting to show 2001:  A Space Odyssey.  That's not exactly a pulse pounder, if you know what I mean.

To accompany my burning eyes, I need to ask a burning question.  Since Pope Benedict retires at the end of this week (on Thursday, to be exact), there's a whole lot of speculation right now about who will be his successor.  That's what my question is about today.  No, I'm not going to ask whether I'm going to be elected pope.  I know I'm a little too young for that still.  My question is:

Will the next pope be from the continent of Africa, like Saint Augustine?

And the answer from the good book of Holden is:

"No, thanks.  G'night!" old Phoebe said.  She was trying to get rid of her, you could tell.

Okay, so here's Holden's sister, Phoebe, trying to hustle their mother out of her bedroom.  Their mother has asked, "Do you want another blanket?"  Phoebe answers her.


And Phoebe answers Saint Marty.  No African pope this time.

I can barely tell them apart...

Monday, February 18, 2013

February 18: A Dip in the "Rye" on Monday, Insecurities

Back to our regular Monday programming after the special memoir update this morning.

Of course, I'm not going to wander far from the memoir excerpt I posted, because it is one of the things that is most on my mind.  I'm not feeling very secure about it, which is a little unusual for me.  When I put something on this blog or send it out for publication, I'm pretty confident about what I've done.  Not this time.  But, as I promised, I'm going to be forging ahead this Lent, come hell or high water.  The one thing I can say about "Prologue Confession" is that I had fun writing it.

The other thing on my mind today (EVERY day) is money.  After bills were payed this Friday, we had just enough left over to buy a Chicken McNugget or a stick of gum.  It's going to be a very difficult month for finances.

So, my question for Rye Dip Monday is:

Will I ever not have to worry of money all the time?

And the answer from Mr. Caulfield is:

"She's fine, thanks.  I haven't seen her too recently, but the last I--"

OK, it's an incomplete thought, but the answer is there in Holden's dialogue:  she's fine.  That means everything's going to be fine.  Somehow.  I think.


Funny, that answer doesn't make Saint Marty feel any better today.

This pretty much says it all

Monday, February 11, 2013

February 11: Pope Benedict Resigns, Pope Bubba I, "Rye" Dip

This morning, Pope Benedict announced that he was resigning from the papacy, effective February 28.  That means that by Easter, there will be a new pontiff.

Of course, Benedict's announcement came as a huge surprise.  A pope hasn't resigned since the Middle Ages.  The press immediately connected the announcement to the priest sex abuse scandals that have been plaguing the Catholic Church.  However, that mess began before Joseph Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI.  Nope, I think the reason is much simpler.  As his official statement said, he noticed that his strength had deteriorated over recent months "to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...For this reason, and well aware of the seriousness of this act, with full freedom I declare that I renounce the ministry of Bishop of Rome, Successor of Saint Peter."  To put it simply, he's getting old and tired.

Early this morning, I e-mailed my pastor friend in Roscommon with my decision, and now I'm going to make it official:  I'm declaring my intention to throw my name into the ring.  I intend to be the next Bishop of Rome.  I've even picked out my name:  Pope Bubba I.  Kinda catchy, I think.

Before you snort coffee through your nose, I must point out that the rules don't say you have to be a cardinal or archbishop or bishop to be elected pope.  You don't even have to be a priest.  You just have to be a practicing Catholic male in good standing.  The last time I checked, I meet those requirements.  I'm a Catholic; I go to mass; and I have a penis.

All kidding aside, I sort of admire Benedict for recognizing his diminishing capacity to fulfill the duties of the papal office.  While I'm more liberal in my theological thinking, I think the German Shepherd has done a lot of good in the seven years he's led the Church.

But now it's Pope Bubba's turn.

It is Monday, and so it's time for a Rye Dip.  My question for the Good Book of Salinger is fairly simple:

Will Pope Bubba be celebrating Easter in Vatican City this year?

And the answer from Holden Caulfield and co. is:

..."I expected to see a day-old infant in your arms.  Nowhere to turn.  Snowflakes in your eyelashes."  He's a very witty guy sometimes...

There you have it.  Saint Marty is a very witty guy, defying people's expectations.  Habemus Papam!

Long live Pope Bubba!

Monday, January 28, 2013

January 28: That Museum, Different, My Holden, "Rye" Dip

...The best thing, though, in that museum was that everything always stayed right where it was.  Nobody'd move.  You could go there a hundred thousand times, and that Eskimo would still be just finished catching those two fish, the birds would still be on their way south, the deers would still be drinking out of that water hole, with their pretty antlers and their pretty, skinny legs, and that squaw with the naked bosom would still be weaving that same blanket.  Nobody'd be different.  The only thing that would be different would be you.  Not that you'd be so much older or anything.  It wouldn't be that, exactly.  You'd just be different, that's all.  You'd have an overcoat on this time.  Or the kid that was your partner in line the last time had got scarlet fever and you'd have a new partner.  Or you'd have a substitute taking the class, instead of Miss Aigletinger.  Or you'd heard your mother and father having a terrific fight in the bathroom.  Or you'd just passed by one of those puddles in the street with gasoline rainbows in them.  I mean you'd be different in some way--I can't explain what I mean.  And even if I could, I'd not sure I'd feel like it.

Holden is talking about the Museum of Natural History in New York.  He remembers going on class field trips to that museum when he was younger.  He describes his favorite exhibits in detail and then talks about nothing ever being "different" there,  Holden finds that comforting.  His brother, Allie, is dead.  His friend, Jane, is dating his dorm mate.  He's just been kicked out of another prep school.  Yet, the Eskimo at the museum is still ice fishing.  The deer are still at the water hole.  The birds are still flying south.  Nothing is different.  Except Holden himself, of course.

Holden craves stability, I think.  That's why his memory of the museum brings him so much pleasure.  He knows that, if he walks up the steps of the Museum of Natural History,  he will be greeted by the same sights and sounds from his childhood.  Nothing will have changed.  And it's change, the process of growing up, that Holden is struggling with.

I have a Holden in my life.  He's in his early fifties.  I had dinner at his house last night.  My Holden is tightly wound.  His parents are aging, and his job causes him huge amounts of stress.  He finds little pleasure in life.  Everything for my Holden is a battle for control.  Holden doesn't want his mother to get old.  He doesn't want his father to slow down.  He's afraid every day that he might lose his job.  He feels out of control.

My Holden's solution is structure and schedules.  He gets up at the same time every morning.  He works pretty much the same hours every day.  He arrives home around two or three o'clock in the afternoon and changes into his pajamas.  Supper has to be on the table by four.  By six o'clock, he's getting his mother to bed, and then he goes to bed himself.  That's his life.

Yesterday, dinner almost wasn't ready at 4 p.m.  Holden lost it.  He started slamming dishes and swearing.  He got into a huge argument with his sister, who was cooking.  There were quite a few "fuck yous" tossed back and forth.  Holden was red-faced and crying by the time dinner was on the table at 3:55 p.m.  Yes, dinner was five minutes early, and he was on the verge of a nuclear meltdown.

I don't know how to help Holden.  He doesn't readily accept advice, and he won't go to a therapist or counselor.  He's headed for a nervous breakdown.

So, my questions for Rye Dip Monday is simple:

Will my Holden get help for his mental health problems?

And the answer from J. D. Salinger is:

"I like Allie," I said.  "And I like doing what I'm doing right now.  Sitting here with you, and talking, and thinking about stuff, and--"

I'm not sure I like that answer.  That's Salinger's Holden talking to his little sister, trying to name something that he likes to do, something that gives him pleasure.  All he can come up with is thinking about his dead brother, Allie.  He's stuck, just like the exhibits at the museum.


So is Saint Marty's Holden.

It's true,  Nothing changes at the Museum of Natural History.  As this guy.

Monday, January 21, 2013

January 21: Inaugurations Day, Sickness, "Rye" Dip Monday

I woke up this morning with every intention of going to work.  I was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth.  When I started flossing, it was all over.  I don't want to go into great deal here.  Suffice to say, the toilet and I have been on a first-name basis all day long.  Thank goodness I didn't have to teach today because of Martin Luther King Day.  I was able to lie in bed and listen to the Inauguration festivities on the TV.

I listened to President Obama's speech.  I listened to James Taylor and Kelly Clarkson and Beyonce sing.  The only thing I watched was Richard Blanco read his inauguration poem, "One Today."  At first, I wasn't sure I liked it, but it built momentum and ended up being quite moving.  You judge for yourself:

One Today

One sun rose on us today, kindled over our shores,
peeking over the Smokies, greeting the faces
of the Great Lakes, spreading a simple truth
across the Great Plains, then charging across the Rockies.
One light, waking up rooftops, under each one, a story
told by our silent gestures moving behind windows.
My face, your face, millions of faces in morning’s mirrors,
each one yawning to life, crescendoing into our day:
pencil-yellow school buses, the rhythm of traffic lights,
fruit stands: apples, limes, and oranges arrayed like rainbows
begging our praise. Silver trucks heavy with oil or paper—
bricks or milk, teeming over highways alongside us,
on our way to clean tables, read ledgers, or save lives—
to teach geometry, or ring-up groceries as my mother did
for twenty years, so I could write this poem.
All of us as vital as the one light we move through,
the same light on blackboards with lessons for the day:
equations to solve, history to question, or atoms imagined,
the “I have a dream” we keep dreaming,
or the impossible vocabulary of sorrow that won’t explain
the empty desks of twenty children marked absent
today, and forever. Many prayers, but one light
breathing color into stained glass windows,
life into the faces of bronze statues, warmth
onto the steps of our museums and park benches
as mothers watch children slide into the day.
One ground. Our ground, rooting us to every stalk
of corn, every head of wheat sown by sweat
and hands, hands gleaning coal or planting windmills
in deserts and hilltops that keep us warm, hands
digging trenches, routing pipes and cables, hands
as worn as my father’s cutting sugarcane
so my brother and I could have books and shoes.
The dust of farms and deserts, cities and plains
mingled by one wind—our breath. Breathe. Hear it
through the day’s gorgeous din of honking cabs,
buses launching down avenues, the symphony
of footsteps, guitars, and screeching subways,
the unexpected song bird on your clothes line.
Hear: squeaky playground swings, trains whistling,
or whispers across café tables, Hear: the doors we open
for each other all day, saying: hello| shalom,
buon giorno |howdy |namaste |or buenos días
in the language my mother taught me—in every language
spoken into one wind carrying our lives
without prejudice, as these words break from my lips.
One sky: since the Appalachians and Sierras claimed
their majesty, and the Mississippi and Colorado worked
their way to the sea. Thank the work of our hands:
weaving steel into bridges, finishing one more report
for the boss on time, stitching another wound 
or uniform, the first brush stroke on a portrait,
or the last floor on the Freedom Tower
jutting into a sky that yields to our resilience.
One sky, toward which we sometimes lift our eyes
tired from work: some days guessing at the weather
of our lives, some days giving thanks for a love
that loves you back, sometimes praising a mother
who knew how to give, or forgiving a father
who couldn’t give what you wanted.
We head home: through the gloss of rain or weight
of snow, or the plum blush of dusk, but always—home,
always under one sky, our sky. And always one moon
like a silent drum tapping on every rooftop
and every window, of one country—all of us—
facing the stars
hope—a new constellation
waiting for us to map it,
waiting for us to name it—together 

I'm not sure if the line and stanza breaks are correct, but this is the full text of the poem, delivered by Richard Blanco this morning at President Obama's second inauguration.  He is the first Cuban American to deliver an inaugural poem.  He is the first gay American to deliver an inaugural poem.  He is the youngest person to ever deliver an inaugural poem (he's younger than me).  And I officially hate him.

Well, it is Monday, which means I owe you a Rye dip.  My question today is very simple:

Will my body stop exploding any time soon?

And the answer from Holden and company is:

...She was laying there asleep, with her face sort of on the side of the pillow.  She had her mouth way open.  It's funny.  You take adults, they look lousy when they're asleep and they have their mouths way open, but kids don't.  Kids look all right.  They can even have spit all over the pillow and they still look all right.

There you go.  Phoebe looks all right asleep, not sick or throwing up or rushing to the toilet.  That means I'm going to be all right soon.
Saint Marty's going to take that one to the bank.  Or at least to the bathroom.

My newest person to hate


Monday, January 14, 2013

January 14: First Day of Class, "Rye" Dip Monday, Poem Question

I'm sitting in my office at the university, waiting to head off to teach my first class of the semester.  It has been a very nice Christmas break, but it is time to get back into the trenches.  I feel rested, relaxed, and ready.  Having these last two weeks of vacation has really helped my frame of mind.  While I'm not looking forward to getting up at 4 a.m. tomorrow to work at the medical office, I really have a sense of calm today.  Usually, going back to school and work in January is like getting my appendix removed and a root canal on the same day.  Not this time.

Well, the trip to Green Bay was nice.  Lunch at the Olive Garden was delicious.  Shrek the Musical was delightful.  The trip back after the show was a little stressful because of snow and wind.  We arrived home around 11 p.m., just in time for me to see Daniel Day Lewis win the Golden Globe for Best Actor for Lincoln.

It is Monday, and, therefore, it is time for a Rye dip.  There's not a whole lot on my mind today.  As I said above, I'm pretty relaxed.  However, I always have some fear or worry lurking in the back of my psyche.  Everybody does.  So, my question for the great book of Salinger is:

Will I publish poems this semester in some good literary journals?

And the answer from Holden and company is:

...It's a funny thing about girls.  Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard--very mean, or very conceited and all--and when you mention it to the girl, she'll tell you he has an inferiority complex.  Maybe he has, but that still doesn't keep him from being a bastard in my opinion...

That's Holden talking about the girl he loves, Jane.  Jane went out with a guy Holden considers a phony (surprise, surprise), and Jane tells him the guy has an inferiority complex.  Holden doesn't buy that explanation, of course. 


So how does that passage apply to my question?  Well, I can say that I'm usually not very confident about my poems.  I look at the poetry currently being published and think, "This is crap.  I can write better than this in my sleep."  But I usually don't follow through in sending any of my work out.  And that's my answer.  I need to get over my inferiority complex and send my poems out to get published.  I will see myself in print this year.

If phony bastards can do it, so can Saint Marty.

Good day for a Rye dip

Monday, January 7, 2013

January 7: "Rye" Dip Monday, New Year, Old Friends

Last year, on Mondays, I fell into the habit of doing what I called a Carol dip.  I asked one of the burning questions I had about my life (things like "Will my pants fit tomorrow morning?" and "Did I remember to unplug the toaster?"), and then I flipped through my copy of A Christmas Carol and randomly put my finger on a page to find my answer.

Today, I inaugurate Rye Dip Monday.  The same rules apply, except that I'm depending on the pages of The Catcher in the Rye instead of Charles Dickens' tale of Ebenezer Scrooge.  I'm sort of leery about using Salinger.  Holden's story isn't quite a feel-good, Readers Digest kind of book.  I may not get quite so many happy answers from it as I did from Tiny Tim and Bob Cratchit.  However, I will play the cards that are dealt me, to quote Kenny Rogers.

Before I move on to my question, I want to sit here and enjoy the peace around me at the moment.  I'm still on vacation.  My daughter and son are at school.  The TV is silent.  The Christmas tree is glowing in the corner of the room, and I have a few hours of solitude stretching out before me like a lazy cat.  I could really get used to this full-time, tenured professor kind of lifestyle.

Speaking of which, this afternoon, my wife and I are meeting some friends from the university for lunch.  Matt is a full-time professor in creative writing, and he has the kind of existence I dream about.  He publishes books like crazy.  He's on his way to tenure.  He just bought a huge house with like four bedrooms and twenty bathrooms (OK, I'm exaggerating a little--but it's a big house!).  Don't misunderstand me.  He works hard for everything he has.  I don't begrudge him a thing.  However, it is sometimes difficult to hold my jealousy in check.  It's one of my many character defects.  But I'm looking forward to spending some time with Matt and his wife, Louisa, who are simply all 'round lovely people.

On with business now.  In this new year, my first question for Rye Dip Monday sort of relates to my friend Matt:

Will I ever be in the same circumstances as Matt, job-wise and house-wise?

And the answer from J. D. Salinger is:

Finally I got out of bed, with just my pajamas on, and opened the door.  I didn't even have to turn the light on in the room, because it was already daylight...

There you have it.  Opportunity is going to knock for me, I just have to get out of bed and open the door.  (Of course, for Holden, it's a doorman and a pimp knocking, looking to collect money, but let's not go there.)

Maybe 2013 is going to be a good year for Saint Marty.

I just need the directions to this intersection