April 24: Shameless Post

This last week of posts haven't received a lot of views, so I've decided to write a shameless post, designed to bring in readers through labels like "blowjob" and "Miley Cyrus nude."  Yes, I'm not above cheap ploys.  So, here's a list of things you won't hear about in this post:  Kate Upton topless, The Walking Dead, anything to do with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, porn, nude selfies, or Obamacare.

There, that should get Saint Marty some unsuspecting readers.

None of this