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Monday, May 25, 2015

May 25: Mother, Memorial Day, Announcement, "Ives" Dip

My mother came home from the ER last night around 10 p.m.  The doctors ran all kinds of tests.  The whole time, all my mother kept saying was, "I don't care what you do to me.  Just let me sleep."  After much poking, bloodletting, and urine collecting, she was diagnosed with dehydration.  So, they pumped about two bags of saline into her and gave her walking papers.

She's doing much better.  I haven't seen her much this Memorial Day.  I attended a parade this morning.  In the rain.  I went to the cemetery for the VFW service.  In the rain.  Then my wife, kids, and I went to the local veterans home to visit my wife's great uncle, who served during World War II.

The rain lasted almost all day.  This afternoon, I spent some time reviewing poetry submissions for the university's literary magazine.  I had a ton of them.  However, I enjoy the process of discovering new poetic talent.  I know, in a couple of days, many writers are going to be very happy when they get their acceptances in the mail.

Memorial Day, for me, is the official beginning of summer, and I have an announcement to make:  I am going to institute a summer schedule for this blog.  From now until Labor Day, I'm only going to be writing one post per day.  I have several writing projects that I want to complete over the next few months, and I also want to take advantage of the warm weather in the Upper Peninsula.  It doesn't last very long.

Not to worry, though.  There will still be Poets of the Week.  Mr. Ives' Christmas will still be featured every day (except Sundays).  I will just be doing all these things in one daily post instead of two.  After June, July, and August, Saint Marty will return to its normal programming.

My question for Ives dip Monday is this:

Will I get a lot of writing done this summer?

And the answer from Mr. Ives is:

And [Ives] would think about that pretty woman in his office named Maria, with her air of permanent sorrow, and how she would cry in the middle of the afternoon with memories of the people, especially the children, she had watched die in Auschwitz; she had been only a child of ten when the Russians liberated the camp...

OK, that's not very encouraging.  But, I'm still going ahead with my plans.  Tomorrow, I will announce the Poet of the Week.  Stay tuned for more summer surprises.  New poems.  Contests.  Nude selfies.  (Just seeing if you're paying attention.)

Finally, Saint Marty gives thanks to all veterans and their families this Memorial Day.  He is profoundly humbled by their sacrifices.

Thank you.  Amen.

Monday, June 23, 2014

June 23: Summer Bloggin'

It always happens.  The weather gets warmer.  The days get longer.  Suddenly, people have better things to do than read blog posts.  Summers suck when it comes to pageviews for Saint Marty.

I know, I know.  People like to do things like stay outdoors, visit with neighbors, swim, bike, or hike when June, July, and August come along.  I don't understand it, but it's a fact.  I'm running about 200 or 300 views less than last month at this time.

I could start catering to the basest elements of blog stalkers.  Nude selfies.  Sex videos.  Porn stories.  Or I could start including recipes and pictures of food.  Exercise blogs are pretty popular, as well.

Unfortunate, I eat way too much junk food, and I don't exercise that much (although I did go for a run tonight).  Nobody wants to see me in spandex, let alone naked.  Although a blog titled Hot and Wild Saints would peak my interest.

Stay tuned.  You may be seeing a side of Saint Marty nobody has ever seen before.

Nuns gone wild...

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

May 21: Gotta Read

Sorry, disciples.  Nothing deep or Web related tonight.  I have to finish reading The Fault in Our Stars for my book club meeting tomorrow night.

It's been quite a day.  Actually, it feels like it's been about two or three days crammed into eight or ten hours.  I am beat.  I promise something more inspired tomorrow night.

Saint Marty's thinking some nude selfies.  It seems to be working for Miley Cyrus.

I just don't get it.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

April 24: Shameless Post

This last week of posts haven't received a lot of views, so I've decided to write a shameless post, designed to bring in readers through labels like "blowjob" and "Miley Cyrus nude."  Yes, I'm not above cheap ploys.  So, here's a list of things you won't hear about in this post:  Kate Upton topless, The Walking Dead, anything to do with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, porn, nude selfies, or Obamacare.

There, that should get Saint Marty some unsuspecting readers.

None of this