Wednesday, November 6, 2013

November 6: Scavenging Halloween Candy

I am currently rooting through my kids' Halloween candy.  There's not much good stuff left.  By good stuff, I mean anything chocolate that's not a sleeve of Whoppers.  I found a mini Snickers a moment ago.  I see a Three Musketeers, but I'm not particularly fond of that candy bar.  What's exciting about chocolate-covered Elmer's glue?  And Kit Kats aren't even candy bars.  They're cookies masquerading as candy bars.

I see lots of Tootsie pops and Smarties.  There's a package of peanut M&Ms.  Again, not my favorite.

However, beggars can't be choosers.

If  a Kit Kat is the only thing that's available, Saint Marty will take it.

This is not candy.  It's sweetened cyanide.

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