Showing posts with label trick-or-treating. Show all posts
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Friday, October 31, 2025

October 31, 2025: “Leaving the Island,” All Hallow’s Eve, “My Teenage Son Carves a Pumpkin”

Yes, it is All Hallow’s Eve.  

All the little ghosts and goblins and Supermans are at home, sifting through their chocolaty loot.  I used to do that every year—dividing my Halloween candy into three categories:  1) all chocolate products not containing coconut; 2) Starburst types of sweets (including Laffy Taffy); and 3) Smarties and Lemonheads.  It is the start of candy season.

Sharon Olds writes about a scary encounter with between a father and son . . . 

Leaving the Island

by: Sharon Olds

On the ferry, on the last morning of summer,
a father at the snack counter low in the boat
gets breakfast for the others.  Here, let me drink some of
Mom’s coffee, so it won’t be so full
for you to carry, he says to his son,
a boy of ten or eleven.  The boat
lies lower and lower in the water as the last
cars drive on, tilts its massive
grey floor like the flat world.  Then the
screaming starts, I carry four things,
and I only give you one, and you drop it,
what are you, a baby? a high, male
shrieking, and it doesn’t stop, Are you two?
Are you a baby? I give you one thing,
no one in the room seems to move for a second,
a steaming pool spreading on the floor, little
sea with its own waves, the boy
at the shore of it.  Can’t you do anything
right? Are you two? Are you two? the piercing
cry of the father.  Go away,
go up to your mother, get out of here— 
the purser swabbing the floor, the boy
not moving from where the first word touched him,
and I could not quite walk past him, I paused
and said I spilled my coffee on the deck, last trip,
it happens to us all.  He turned to me,
his lips everted so the gums gleamed,
he hissed a guttural hiss, and in
a voice like Gollum’s or the Exorcist girl’s when she
made the stream of vomit and beamed it
eight feet straight into the minister’s mouth
he said Shut up, shut up, shut up, as if
protecting his father, peeling from himself
a thin wing of hate, and wrapping it
tightly around father and son, shielding them.



It’s amazing what kids will do to protect or defend their parents, even mothers or fathers who are physically or emotionally abusive.  It’s almost as if the boy in Olds’ poem doesn’t know what to do when the speaker says something kind to him.  He interprets the speaker’s words as a criticism of the father and thus goes into full defense mode:  Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Tonight, all the parents were bundled up while their little Elmos and witches and dinosaurs went begging for candy door-to-door.  I didn’t hear an angry word or criticism, except the occasional “What do you say?” when I handed out the Twix bars, followed by a sheepish “Thank you!”  

Holidays, even ones steeped in blood and ghosts and serial killers, seem to bring out the best in people.  And, really, Halloween started as a time to honor and remember the dearly departed, at a time when, supposedly, the veil between the here and hereafter is the thinnest.  That’s why All Hallow’s Eve is followed by All Saints’ Day and then All Souls’ Day.

My kids have outgrown trick-or-treating.  This year is literally the first time my wife and I haven’t trooped around the neighborhood with one or both of them.  Instead, we stood outside with our bowl of booty, became that old couple who fawns over all the cute little goblins coming to our front step.

My son?  He invited a friend (who happens to be a girl) over for the evening.  They had pizza and did whatever teenagers these days do to entertain themselves.  (I remember what I did at my son’s age on Halloween, so I’m hoping he’s being a little more responsible.)  He carved our pumpkin this afternoon, so he did his filial duty.  So I don’t begrudge him his hormonally charged night.

Saint Marty wrote a poem for this Halloween night, based on the following prompt from The Daily Poet:

Write a poem about a specific moment that could happen on Halloween.  It could be about stealing a pumpkin, walking through a graveyard, or giving out candy to trick-or-treaters.  Pay attention to specific details, sounds, or sights that might be present on this holiday.

My Teenage Son Carves a Pumpkin

by: Martin Achatz

He doesn’t want to do it, hates
the viscera inside with its
almost human membranes,
cold as December.  But he does it
because he wants to spend
this All Hallow’s Eve with a girl,
watch Jason hunt horny teens
or Regan baptize Father Merrin
with split pea, hoping the girl
clings to him the way pollen
clings to a bee’s leg.  His pumpkin
sits now on the front stoop,
mouth big as a super moon, 
eyes just tiny stars, candle
inside—a flickering tonsil—
while he and the girl carve
each other in the dark upstairs,
bodies blazing like Druid bonfires.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

October 26: Pact with the Devil, Daughter and Halloween, Boring Teenager

The world has signed a pact with the devil; it had to.  It is a covenant to which every thing, even every hydrogen atom, is bound.  The terms are clear:  if you want to live, you have to die; you cannot have mountains and creeks without space, and space is a beauty married to a blind man.  The blind man is Freedom, or Time, and he does not go anywhere without his great dog Death.  The world came into being with the signing of the contract.  A scientist calls it the Second Law of Thermodynamics.  A poet says, "The force that thought the green fuse drives the flower / Drives my green age."  This is what we know.  The rest is gravy.

This passage reeks of Halloween darkness.  I am especially fond of the blind man Time and his great dog Death.  Talk about a pair made for a horror movie.  Picture them, an eyeless Grim Reaper leading a huge werewolf of a hound.  If that isn't enough to send a shiver down your spine, then you are probably near to shuffling off this mortal coil already.  As Dillard says, the great pact of life is that we all eventually have to encounter the blind man and his pet.

Halloween is fast approaching, and I was informed last night that my fifteen-year-old daughter does not want to get a costume or go trick-or-treating.  She simply wants to walk around with her little brother while he raids the neighborhood.  The news kind of took me by surprise because, up until yesterday, my daughter was shopping for costume pieces online.  When my wife told me that she didn't want to dress up for All Hallow's Eve, I was very supportive.  I believe my exact words were, "So, she's going to be a boring teenager."

Yes, I understand that my daughter is asserting her independence, trying to figure out the world and her place in it.  Being a teenager is scary business, without having to dress up and carve pumpkins.  But I can't help feeling a little sad.  My daughter was always a Halloween nut.  Loved planning out her ensemble for October 31.  Designing pumpkin faces.  Now, another little bit of her childhood has gone for a walk with the blind man and his dog.

Halloween just isn't going to be the same.  I thought I had at least a couple more years of trick-or-treating left with my daughter.  I suppose that I should be happy that she still wants to walk around with her little brother as he hits the neighbors' houses.  There's still enough of the Great Pumpkin in her to do that.  And maybe she'll change her mind before next Monday night.

If not, Saint Marty's jack-o'-lantern will be burning a little less brightly come the last night of October.


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

October 31: Halloween Preparations, Makeup, Chocolate Blessings

My daughter's pumpkin
I am nearing the time that my night of freezing Halloween frolic begins.  In a few hours, I will be elbow-deep in Halloween preparations.  My first duty will be to apply my daughter's makeup.  She is trick-or-treating as the character Sally from A Nightmare Before Christmas.  My daughter found a video on the Internet of a girl doing Sally's makeup, and she has been obsessed ever since.  I practiced doing the makeup on Monday night.  It was an abysmal failure, but I did learn what not to do.  This afternoon will be my second and last chance to get it right.  Funny thing is, the girl who does it in the video makes it look so freakin' easy.  It sort of ticks me off.

Again, since this is Worry Wednesday, I am allowed to say that I am not looking forward to tromping through the cold and snow tonight.  Here is my prediction:  my son will last about one block, and my daughter will be complaining within five minutes.  But, dammit, it's Halloween, and there is free chocolate to be had.  If I spend forty or fifty minutes painting my daughter's face, she will be going door-to-door, even if Hurricane Sandy sends a tidal wave our way.  There will be no excuses.

Tomorrow is Blessing Thursday.  I hope to be able to post a picture of my kids' Halloween bounty, and my percentage of their Halloween bounty.  I'm a little picky, however.  I don't like Smarties or Tootsie Rolls or Mary Janes.  No.  I always felt a little ripped off when I ended up on Halloween with that ilk of candy when I was a kid.

No, no.  The Bank of Saint Marty only accepts chocolate blessings as payment.  Milk chocolate and caramel and nougat.  Without nuts, preferably.  Coconut, absolutely forbidden.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

October 2: His Own Room, Surprising Transformation, New Blog Look

It was his own room.  There was no doubt about that.  But it had undergone a surprising transformation.  The walls and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove, from every part of which, bright and gleaming berries glistened...

The Ghost of Christmas Present transforms Scrooge's apartment into a Christmas wonderland of green and berries and wild game and steaming bowls of punch and chicken Alfredo pizza and garlic bread and Belgian waffles.  OK, I added those last few items, but you get the idea.  Scrooge barely recognizes his place of residence because it is festooned for the holidays.

Yesterday, I did a little decorating of my own.  I put up some witches and skeletons and jack-o'-lanterns and spiders.  I was getting in the spirit of Halloween, obviously.  When it gets near my birthday, I get the itch to change things around.  Yes, I did just use the "c" word in a positive context.  Don't think that I've suddenly found my inner child or anything.  I enjoy the holiday seasons, from All Hallow's Eve to Thanksgiving to Christmas.  I enjoy the colors and ornaments and garlands.  And I enjoy the gradual shift from the darkness of October 31 to the bright joy of December 25.

That is why I changed the look of my blog yesterday, in keeping with the season.  I chose Boris Karloff's Frankenstein because it is one of my favorite films.  Perhaps some people may not find the new look appropriate for the subject matter of my blog, but I believe that having a sense of humor is important when talking about every subject, whether it's spirituality or poetry or chicken Alfredo pizza.  For those of you who think using Frankenstein's monster is a little irreligious, I wish to point out that the story of Frankenstein is about man reaching for the heavens, striving to be a god.  The morality of the tale comes with the failure of Victor Frankenstein and his ultimate destruction by his own creation.  See, there's God in everything.

So, for those of you who get upset about Frankenstein or Halloween, my advice is to lighten up and enjoy the season.  Or at least enjoy the candy that goes along with the season.

Monster say, "Milky Way gooooood..."
Saint Marty is ready for a little trick-or-treating.

Monday, October 31, 2011

October 31: Over and Done, Overdone, Happy Halloween

I am coming to you from the flipside of trick-or-treating.  We are over and done.  We are overdone.  My daughter is at dance class, and the chocolate is being counted.  It was a decent haul.  Handfuls of chocolate--Snickers and Milky Way and Twix.  It's going to be a good night at Saint Marty's house tonight.

My son was very energetic the first half hour.  The second half hour, he was dragging his little pumpkin around.  By the third half hour, he was one tired little fireman.  One of his big problems was that he refused to let me empty his pumpkin of the candy he collected, so he was lugging around about 25 extra pounds of sugar-coated weight by the end of the expedition.

We had people stopping their cars next to us to admire my daughter's Little Red outfit and my son's fireman duds.  I have to say, I didn't see another girl or boy with the same costumes all night long.  That will make my sister, who purchased the outfits, quite happy.  My sister tends to be a little competitive about things like that.  Unlike me.

After I pick my daughter up from dance class, we have one more stop to make.  We're going to visit the house of our friends who cooked us that great meal of Indian food on Friday.  My daughter promised to stop by to show off her costume.  It shouldn't take too long.  Then it will be home and Dancing With the Stars.  Hopefully we won't miss too much of it.

This post is the last of October.  Tomorrow morning, when I sit down to type, it will officially be the holiday season.  And I still need to get to work on my Christmas essay for the radio station.  I just got an e-mail about it this afternoon.

Saint Marty's gotta get his yuletide on.

A good haul for Saint Marty

October 31: Trick-or-Treating, Little Red, Fireman

Well, I'm just about to leave work to get ready for trick-or-treating tonight with my daughter and son.  She will be Little Red Riding Hood, as I've said before.  He will be a fireman.  This year, our time frame is limited.  My daughter wants to attend her dance class at 7:30 this evening, so that gives us about two and a half hours to hit all the houses we usually hit.  I'm a little skeptical that we'll be able to do it.  However, they will go out and collect as much candy for me...I mean, for themselves...as possible.

I don't know why, but I've just been blindsided by a terrible mood this afternoon.  I've been going around humming the song "I Hate People" from the musical Scrooge.  Everybody's just getting on my nerves big time.  I hope I can shake it off.  I'm going to have to be nice to the people handing out candy, smile and say "thank you" when my kids forget to be polite.  That's a parent's job on Halloween, to make up for a kid's bad manners.  At the moment, however, I'm not in a grateful place.  I'm more in a hand-me-the-Milky-Way-or-I'll-flatten-your-tires place.

I'm trying to get my work done so I can leave a little early.  My goal is to be home by around 4:30 p.m.  That should give us plenty of time to ransack the neighborhoods for candy and make it to dance class.  I'm just looking forward to the chocolate, since I haven't been buying much of it lately.  Money's been a little tight.  Well, time to get my little ghouls ready. 

Saint Marty needs him some Milky Way.

That's what I'm talking about