I did something mean today that I'm not very proud of, and now I have to do something I find very difficult: apologize. That's why I try to be nice all the time, because saying "I'm sorry" is very difficult for me. I'm thinking a card and some chocolate. That would work for me. In the card, I'm going to have to really suck socks, as a friend of mine says.
I wonder about the best way to apologize. I mean, imagine if Judas got to apologize to Jesus, or Amanda Bynes got to apologize to, well, everybody. A simple, heartfelt, "I'm sorry" doesn't seem to cut it. Nowadays, an apology must somehow be more expressive, more thoughtful. Flowers are nice. Chocolate? Money? A trip to Vegas?
I know what I could do that would be really tough for me. I could write a poem of apology. That would be pretty humbling, and it might be what I have to do. God put that idea in my head, and I know it's going to fester there like an infected cut.
Fine, I'll write a poem. Now I have to come up with a title.
How about "Saint Marty's Sorry for Being an Asshole"?
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| I gotta be better than this guy, don't I? |
