A spider's web is stronger than it looks. Although it is made of thin, delicate strands, the web is not easily broken However, a web gets torn every day by the insects that kick around in it, and a spider must rebuild it when it gets full of holes. Charlotte liked to do her weaving during the late afternoon, and Fern liked to sit nearby and watch...
I love E. B. White's descriptions of these lazy afternoons, a little girl sitting on a stool in a barn, watching a small gray spider weave a web. He truly captures the mood of childhood summer days, when the biggest worry is whether the ice cream truck is going to come down the street or whether your mother will let you run under the sprinklers to cool down.
Now, at the beginning of August, the dog days of summer are upon us. Today was absolutely perfect. Sunny. Warm. Almost 80 degrees. All that was missing was the tinkle of music from an ice cream truck. I went for a walk this evening, just because it was too nice to stay inside. I kept passing other people walking, and we would smile at each other, sometimes call out "Isn't it a beautiful night?" or "We have to take advantage of nights like these."
As I passed a copse of trees and shrubs, I saw wild rose bushes draped in spiderwebs. The webs were thick, gauzy almost. My nephew, who is a spider nut, has been naming the kinds of spiders he's been finding this summer. One of the spiders he identified for me was an orb-weaver. I loved that name, and when I saw the roses covered in spider silk, I imagined it was the work of a single spider. An over-caffeinated orb-weaver.
My last Phil Legler offering is another U. P. poem. It's about Marquette, Michigan, where Phil lived and taught at the university. It captures the rhythms of life in this remote, shark-shaped swathe of land surrounded by water.
Saint Marty hopes all his disciples have ice-cream-filled summer nights.
In Front of Our Houses
by: Phil Legler
It's hard to rent
in Marquette, Michigan; any day
the city's a buying place where most of us
believe we've settled
down, held by our monthly payments,
staid and dry-docked beside
lake and horizon.
The Mining Journal
arrives, washing the waves in closer,
two ships over the weekend to our front steps,
naming the vessel arrivals,
John Dykstra and Sparrow's Point,
listing tomorrow's docking,
at which harbor.
In winter, ship-
wrecked hunks of ice push up the beaches,
and downtown parking meters like frozen buoys
lean against buildings.
Winter is six months here; we need
our comfortable, high-priced
anchored houses.
But summer nights
we follow in the wake of cars
moving slow as boats drifting by the ore dock,
and those in the bay
where small craft warnings are up, tied
only to their sunset
still reflections.
At the upper harbor
quiet as dusk a ship is leaving,
its lights darkening the waves and windshields
tracing a gull
riding his shadow beyond the lighthouse.
In what deep hold are we stowed
away tonight?
The lake submerges
the city behind us like an island.
Even in front of our houses, owned by the bank,
the neighborhood lawns,
well kept, that stop at our streets at morning,
carry us out like boats
to Canada.
Confessions of Saint Marty
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Saturday, August 2, 2014
Friday, April 25, 2014
April 25: Secrets, Spider's Web, Fairy Tale Secret
Secrets are hard to keep. Long before Sunday came, the news spread all over the county. Everybody knew that a sign had appeared in a spider's web on the Zuckerman place. Everybody knew that the Zuckermans had a wondrous pig. People came from miles around to look at Wilbur and to read the words on Charlotte's web...
There is no such thing as a secret. The moment "secret" information is told to another person, the secret no longer exists. Mr. and Mrs. Zuckerman can't keep a secret, and neither can Lurvy. That's what Charlotte counts upon. The inherent need for human beings to share secrets. Because, really, a secret isn't any good unless you whisper it to somebody else.
I'm a fairly private person. This blog is the closest I get to broadcasting news about my life, and I don't share everything. Some information is simply meant to remain secret. Private. For instance, when my wife and I found out she was pregnant the first time, we immediately shared the news. We were so happy, and we wanted to share that happiness. The second time my wife got pregnant, much had changed. We had gone through quite a few struggles in our marriage, including a year-long separation. We weren't quite so anxious to share our good news. We wanted to keep the happiness to ourselves for a while. Enjoy the pleasure that accompanies having a "good" secret.
I'm not writing this because my wife is pregnant. Lord, no. And I don't have any particular secret at the moment. There are a few things I'm working on that, eventually, will see the light of the sun. But, at the moment, I prefer to keep them locked away in a cabinet. Good news or bad, secrets don't stay secrets forever. Unless you're J. Edgar Hoover, and, even then, someone's going to find the high heels and stockings in your closet eventually.
Once upon a time, a man lived in the middle of the woods. He was the kingdom's Secret Keeper. Whenever people had secrets, they would travel deep into the forest, to the Secret Keeper's cottage, knock on his window, and, when the Secret Keeper came to the window, they would whisper their secrets to him. Then they would go home, unburdened.
The Secret Keeper heard all kinds of secrets. He knew the blacksmith was having an affair with the baker's wife. He knew the tax collector was skimming off the top of the castle treasury. He knew the dog catcher was in an amorous relationship with his horse. The Secret Keeper knew everything, and his job was to keep the secrets. No matter what.
On his birthday one year, the Secret Keeper decided to open a bottle of wine to celebrate. He sat by his window and drank and drank. By evening, he was completely drunk. That's when the King knocked on his window to whisper a secret to him.
The Secret Keeper quietly opened his window.
"I have a secret," the King whispered.
"Go on," the Secret Keeper hiccuped.
"I've been sleeping with the scullery maid who cleans my bed chamber," the King said.
"Oh," the Secret Keeper laughed, "is that the same scullery maid who washes the queen's hair?"
"Yes," the King said.
"Well," the Secret Keeper sighed, "I wouldn't worry about it. The queen's sleeping with her, too."
"What?!" the King roared.
"Yup," the Secret Keeper said, taking another slug from his wine bottle. "And the scullery maid just found out she caught a case of crabs from the Prince, who's been making the Royal Cook's dough rise, if you know what I mean."
"My son is sleeping with the scullery maid, too?" the King said.
"And the cook," the Secret Keeper said. "From what I understand, he makes special cupcake deliveries to the Prince, the Princess, and the Queen Mother."
"He's sleeping with my mother?!" the King stammered.
"Ever since she found out that your father was actually her brother," the Secret Keeper said.
The King fainted in front of the window.
The Secret Keeper leaned out the window and looked down at the King. "I don't know what his problem is," the Secret Keeper said. "It's not like I told him that the Prince is using his goblet for a chamber pot."
Moral of the story: Secret Keepers are really mean drunks.
And Saint Marty lived happily every after.
There is no such thing as a secret. The moment "secret" information is told to another person, the secret no longer exists. Mr. and Mrs. Zuckerman can't keep a secret, and neither can Lurvy. That's what Charlotte counts upon. The inherent need for human beings to share secrets. Because, really, a secret isn't any good unless you whisper it to somebody else.
I'm a fairly private person. This blog is the closest I get to broadcasting news about my life, and I don't share everything. Some information is simply meant to remain secret. Private. For instance, when my wife and I found out she was pregnant the first time, we immediately shared the news. We were so happy, and we wanted to share that happiness. The second time my wife got pregnant, much had changed. We had gone through quite a few struggles in our marriage, including a year-long separation. We weren't quite so anxious to share our good news. We wanted to keep the happiness to ourselves for a while. Enjoy the pleasure that accompanies having a "good" secret.
I'm not writing this because my wife is pregnant. Lord, no. And I don't have any particular secret at the moment. There are a few things I'm working on that, eventually, will see the light of the sun. But, at the moment, I prefer to keep them locked away in a cabinet. Good news or bad, secrets don't stay secrets forever. Unless you're J. Edgar Hoover, and, even then, someone's going to find the high heels and stockings in your closet eventually.
Once upon a time, a man lived in the middle of the woods. He was the kingdom's Secret Keeper. Whenever people had secrets, they would travel deep into the forest, to the Secret Keeper's cottage, knock on his window, and, when the Secret Keeper came to the window, they would whisper their secrets to him. Then they would go home, unburdened.
The Secret Keeper heard all kinds of secrets. He knew the blacksmith was having an affair with the baker's wife. He knew the tax collector was skimming off the top of the castle treasury. He knew the dog catcher was in an amorous relationship with his horse. The Secret Keeper knew everything, and his job was to keep the secrets. No matter what.
On his birthday one year, the Secret Keeper decided to open a bottle of wine to celebrate. He sat by his window and drank and drank. By evening, he was completely drunk. That's when the King knocked on his window to whisper a secret to him.
The Secret Keeper quietly opened his window.
"I have a secret," the King whispered.
"Go on," the Secret Keeper hiccuped.
"I've been sleeping with the scullery maid who cleans my bed chamber," the King said.
"Oh," the Secret Keeper laughed, "is that the same scullery maid who washes the queen's hair?"
"Yes," the King said.
"Well," the Secret Keeper sighed, "I wouldn't worry about it. The queen's sleeping with her, too."
"What?!" the King roared.
"Yup," the Secret Keeper said, taking another slug from his wine bottle. "And the scullery maid just found out she caught a case of crabs from the Prince, who's been making the Royal Cook's dough rise, if you know what I mean."
"My son is sleeping with the scullery maid, too?" the King said.
"And the cook," the Secret Keeper said. "From what I understand, he makes special cupcake deliveries to the Prince, the Princess, and the Queen Mother."
"He's sleeping with my mother?!" the King stammered.
"Ever since she found out that your father was actually her brother," the Secret Keeper said.
The King fainted in front of the window.
The Secret Keeper leaned out the window and looked down at the King. "I don't know what his problem is," the Secret Keeper said. "It's not like I told him that the Prince is using his goblet for a chamber pot."
Moral of the story: Secret Keepers are really mean drunks.
And Saint Marty lived happily every after.
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