It has been a long day of waiting for news about my brother's health. I now have that news.
It will be a long evening of grading papers and final exams. Red ink on my fingers.
Saint Marty needs some help tonight. Maybe some cookies and milk.
Hope This Helps
by: Melissa Broder
We need a loving grown-up to give us advice
and that loving grown-up is the universe.
Who wants to go to the universe for help?
You can’t touch the universeor kiss its mouth
or stick your fingers in its mouth
though sometimes the universe works horizontally through people
and I like that.
My friend channeled the universe
when he said I was milk.
My friend said I was born milk
but then grown-ups poured in lemon juice
which makes sense
because I’ve always felt like rotten cottage cheese
and I’ve been running around the planet
like I don’t want to be this
when in fact I am milk
and was always milk
and will always be milk.
I don’t think this is a story about blaming grown-ups
for the ways we are ruined.
I think this is a story about knowing what we are up against
mostly ourselves
and what our essential consistency is
which in my case is milk
and in your case is milk
you are milk you are
milk you are
so milk.
Poet...Musician...Thinker...Blogger...Teacher...Husband...Father...I'm not perfect, but I try!
Showing posts with label milk and cookies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label milk and cookies. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Monday, March 17, 2014
March 17: Saint Patrick's Day News, Interview, "Web" Dip
Well, Saint Patrick's Day started out with a bang this morning. I received a call from my manager at the medical office when I got to work. She told me that I am required to take four hours of lost time per pay period, starting today. If that doesn't make sense, let me translate it for you: I'm going to be losing four more hours every paycheck.
I was sort of expecting the news, but that didn't make it any easier to hear. I am so tired of having conversations that start out, "Well, I have some bad news for you..." Just once, I want someone to start out a conversation with, "I have some milk and cookies for you" or "I have some cash for you to spend any way you like." That would be really nice.
I can't even stress about this new development. It's like having a paper cut on top of a blister. It's all painful.
Other news: I received a phone call for a job interview. It's for another department within the hospital. I posted for the position last week, so that's a pretty quick turnaround. Either my application was really, really impressive, or the department is really, really desperate. Whatever the reason, I have to dust off my interviewing skills. I haven't had to do this in close to 20 years.
My wife told me, "Don't think of it as a make-or-break interview. Think of it as practice."
That didn't help too much.
My question for Wilbur and friends today is:
Am I going to do well at this job interview?
And the answer from the good book of Web is:
"Oh, it's coming all right," she said lightly. "The plan is still in its early stages and hasn't completely shaped up yet, but I'm working on it."
I don't know how to interpret that answer. Charlotte is talking about her plan to save Wilbur's life. She doesn't sound completely sure, but she does communicate a certain confidence that everything's going to turn out for the best.
Saint Marty's going to have to be satisfied that.
I was sort of expecting the news, but that didn't make it any easier to hear. I am so tired of having conversations that start out, "Well, I have some bad news for you..." Just once, I want someone to start out a conversation with, "I have some milk and cookies for you" or "I have some cash for you to spend any way you like." That would be really nice.
I can't even stress about this new development. It's like having a paper cut on top of a blister. It's all painful.
Other news: I received a phone call for a job interview. It's for another department within the hospital. I posted for the position last week, so that's a pretty quick turnaround. Either my application was really, really impressive, or the department is really, really desperate. Whatever the reason, I have to dust off my interviewing skills. I haven't had to do this in close to 20 years.
My wife told me, "Don't think of it as a make-or-break interview. Think of it as practice."
That didn't help too much.
My question for Wilbur and friends today is:
Am I going to do well at this job interview?
And the answer from the good book of Web is:
"Oh, it's coming all right," she said lightly. "The plan is still in its early stages and hasn't completely shaped up yet, but I'm working on it."
I don't know how to interpret that answer. Charlotte is talking about her plan to save Wilbur's life. She doesn't sound completely sure, but she does communicate a certain confidence that everything's going to turn out for the best.
Saint Marty's going to have to be satisfied that.
![]() |
| No milk and cookies for me today... |
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)

