Showing posts with label Underneath the Tree. Show all posts
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Friday, November 1, 2024

November 1: "Memorizing 'The Sun Rising' by John Donne," Funny as Hell, Mariah Carey

Yes, there was snow on the ground this morning.  

It is the first day of November, and that means it's the start of Mariah Carey season.  Yes, tonight I heard "All I Want for Christmas Is You" on the radio for the first time this year.  (Now, I know I'm in the minority, but I think Mariah is overrated.  Her song wouldn't be half as popular nowadays if it weren't for the movie Love Actually.)

Worked at home for most of the day, then went into my library office for a couple hours.  I spent a good portion of that time reading and talking about poetry.  That may sound like torture to some of you, but, for me, it was like Christmas--unwrapping one poem after another.

Billy Collins puts his poetic memory to the test . . . 

Memorizing "The Sun Rising" by John Donne

by: Billy Collins

Every reader loves the way he tells off
the sun, shouting busy old fool
into the English skies even though they
were likely cloudy on that seventeenth-century morning.

And it’s a pleasure to spend this sunny day
pacing the carpet and repeating the words,
feeling the syllables lock into rows
until I can stand and declare,
the book held closed by my side,
that hours, days, and months are but the rags of time.

But after a few steps into stanza number two,
wherein the sun is blinded by his mistress’s eyes,
I can feel the first one begin to fade
like the puffs of sky-written letters on a windy day.

And by the time I have taken in the third,
the second is likewise gone, a blown-out candle now,
a wavering line of acrid smoke.

So it’s not until I leave the house
and walk three times around this hidden lake
that the poem begins to show
any interest in walking by my side.

Then, after my circling,
better than the courteous dominion
of her being all states and him all princes,

better than love’s power to shrink
the wide world to the size of a bedchamber,

and better even than the compression
of all that into the rooms of these three stanzas

is how, after hours stepping up and down the poem,
testing the plank of every line,
it goes with me now, contracted into a little spot within.



I don't have many poems memorized.  Sure, I can quote some lines and stanzas of a few of my favorites, but, if my life depended on it, the only poem I could recite in full is Sharon Olds' "The Pope's Penis"--because it's only seven lines long.  And irreverent.  And funny as hell.

I have a friend who is a breathing/walking anthology of poetry:  he can jump from Shakespeare to Frost to Whitman without so much as a hiccup.  Of course, he spent over 30 years of his life teaching high school English and drama, so it's kind of in his blood.

Me?  I can barely remember what I had for dinner.  When I was younger, I used to act in a lot of plays and musicals, so my memorization skills were much sharper.  I can recite a few of my own poems from memory now, but I don't think that really counts.  You will never catch me reciting John Donne or Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman off the top of my head.

However, Saint Marty can sing the hell out of Kelly Clarkson's "Underneath the Tree"--which should be the anthem of Christmas instead of Mariah's little ditty.

Saturday, January 6, 2024

January 6: "New Calendar," Epiphanies, New Year

Billy Collins on new calendars and years . . . 

New Calendar

by:  Billy Collins

The poem of next year--
every week a line, 
every month a stanza,

and a tiny sun 
rising and setting
in every numbered square.



The poem of next year--that's what Collins calls his new calendar.  At the beginning of every January, we start composing this poem, week by week, line by line, month by month, and stanza by stanza.  We have no idea whether the poem will end up being a love sonnet or elegy.  A psalm of praise or a psalm of sorrow.  Each new year is a revelation.

This weekend, Christian churches celebrate the Feast of the Epiphany:  the appearance of the magi and the unveiling of hope for a broken world.  There are tons of synonyms for "epiphany":  insight, realization, oracle, discovery, shock.  Each of these words is about peeling the scales from your eyes and seeing the universe clearly, maybe for the first time.

Not all epiphanies are earthshattering.  In fact, most, I would say, are pretty ordinary and personal.  For instance, realizing you don't like guacamole.  Or that Carrie Underwood's "Underneath the Tree" is a better Christmas song than Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas."  (Listen to it if you don't believe me.)

After having a week off from work and teaching, I have come to some epiphanies about myself.  I am just one step away from being Howard Hughes.  I enjoy being by myself, and large groups of people make me incredibly anxious.  Now, I'm not going to lock myself in my bedroom and fill empty milk containers with urine.  Nor will I let my fingernails and toenails grow so long that they need to be registered as concealed weapons.  However, having minimal human interaction sounds quite appealing at the start of this presidential election year.

As I emerge like a wintering groundhog from my week of blissful disconnection, I know that my life will become very complicated very quickly on Monday, and there's no way I can avoid it.  That's the way things have been for a very long time for me.  Peace and quiet are distant cousins who live in a remote Scandinavian village without internet or cellular service.

But I have one more day before my vacation ends and 2024 begins in earnest.  I will still be ignoring most texts and phone calls tomorrow.  I may even wear sunglasses and a fake moustache when I go grocery shopping.  And, if you insist on posting Trumpian conspiracy theories about stolen elections and the "patriots" who stormed the U. S. Capitol Building and killed police officers, I will most likely unfriend and block you on my social media.  Not because I think everybody should agree with me 100% of the time.  I just don't want racists, homophobes, xenophobes, transphobes, and traitors as friends or acquaintances.

These are Saint Marty epiphanies for tonight and the coming year.