Ere the English ship fades from sight be it set down here, that she
hailed from London, and was named after the late Samuel Enderby,
merchant of that city, the original of the famous whaling house of
Enderby & Sons; a house which in my poor whaleman's opinion, comes
not far behind the united royal houses of the Tudors and Bourbons, in
point of real historical interest. How long, prior to the year of our
Lord 1775, this great whaling house was in existence, my numerous
fish-documents do not make plain; but in that year (1775) it fitted out
the first English ships that ever regularly hunted the Sperm Whale;
though for some score of years previous (ever since 1726) our valiant
Coffins and Maceys of Nantucket and the Vineyard had in large fleets
pursued the Leviathan, but only in the North and South Atlantic: not
elsewhere. Be it distinctly recorded here, that the Nantucketers were
the first among mankind to harpoon with civilized steel the great Sperm
Whale; and that for half a century they were the only people of the
whole globe who so harpooned him.
In 1778, a fine ship, the
Amelia, fitted out for the express purpose, and at the sole charge of
the vigorous Enderbys, boldly rounded Cape Horn, and was the first among
the nations to lower a whale-boat of any sort in the great South Sea.
The voyage was a skilful and lucky one; and returning to her berth with
her hold full of the precious sperm, the Amelia's example was soon
followed by other ships, English and American, and thus the vast Sperm
Whale grounds of the Pacific were thrown open. But not content with this
good deed, the indefatigable house again bestirred itself: Samuel and
all his Sons- how many, their mother only knows- and under their
immediate auspices, and partly, I think, at their expense, the British
government was induced to send the sloop-of-war Rattler on a whaling
voyage of discovery into the South Sea. Commanded by a naval
Post-Captain, the Rattler made a rattling voyage of it, and did some
service; how much does not appear. But this is not all. In 1819, the
same house fitted out a discovery whale ship of their own, to go on a
tasting cruise to the remote waters of Japan. That ship- well called the
"Syren"- made a noble experimental cruise; and it was thus that the
great Japanese Whaling Ground first became generally known. The Syren in
this famous voyage was commanded by a Captain Coffin, a Nantucketer.
All
honor to the Enderbies, therefore, whose house, I think, exists to the
present day; though doubtless the original Samuel must long ago have
slipped his cable for the great South Sea of the other world.
The
ship named after him was worthy of the honor, being a very fast sailer
and a noble craft every way. I boarded her once at midnight somewhere
off the Patagonian coast, and drank good flip down in the forecastle. It
was a fine gam we had, and they were all trumps- every soul on board. A
short life to them, and a jolly death. And that fine gam I had- long,
very long after old Ahab touched her planks with his ivory heel- it
minds me of the noble, solid, Saxon hospitality of that ship; and may my
parson forget me, and the devil remember me, if I ever lose sight of
it. Flip? Did I say we had flip? Yes, and we flipped it at the rate of
ten gallons the hour; and when the squall came (for it's squally off
there by Patagonia), and all hands- visitors and all- were called to
reef topsails, we were so top-heavy that we had to swing each other
aloft in bowlines; and we ignorantly furled the skirts of our jackets
into the sails, so that we hung there, reefed fast in the howling gale, a
warning example to all drunken tars. However, the masts did not go
overboard; and by and by we scrambled down, so sober, that we had to
pass the flip again, though the savage salt spray bursting down the
forecastle scuttle, rather too much diluted and pickled it for my taste.
The
beef was fine- tough, but with body in it. They said it was bullbeef;
others, that it was dromedary beef; but I do not know, for certain, how
that was. They had dumplings too; small, but substantial, symmetrically
globular, and indestructible dumplings. I fancied that you could feel
them, and roll them about in you after they were swallowed. If you
stooped over too far forward, you risked their pitching out of you like
billiard-balls. The bread- but that couldn't be helped; besides, it was
an anti-scorbutic, in short, the bread contained the only fresh fare
they had. But the forecastle was not very light, and it was very easy to
step over into a dark corner when you ate it. But all in all, taking
her from truck to helm, considering the dimensions of the cook's
boilers, including his own live parchment boilers; fore and aft, I say,
the Samuel Enderby was a jolly ship; of good fare and plenty; fine flip
and strong; crack fellows all, and capital from boot heels to hat-band.
But
why was it, think ye, that the Samuel Enderby, and some other English
whalers I know of- not all though- were such famous, hospitable ships;
that passed round the beef, and the bread, and the can, and the joke;
and were not soon weary of eating, and drinking, and laughing? I will
tell you. The abounding good cheer of these English whalers is matter
for historical research. Nor have I been at all sparing of historical
whale research, when it has seemed needed.
The English were
preceded in the whale fishery by the Hollanders, Zealanders, and Danes;
from whom they derived many terms still extant in the fishery; and what
is yet more, their fat old fashions, touching plenty to eat and drink.
For, as a general thing, the English merchant-ship scrimps her crew; but
not so the English whaler. Hence, in the English, this thing of whaling
good cheer is not normal and natural, but incidental and particular;
and, therefore, must have some special origin, which is here pointed
out, and will be still further elucidated.
During my researches in
the Leviathanic histories, I stumbled upon an ancient Dutch volume,
which, by the musty whaling smell of it, I knew must be about whalers.
The title was, "Dan Coopman," wherefore I concluded that this must be
the invaluable memoirs of some Amsterdam cooper in the fishery, as every
whale ship must carry its cooper. I was reinforced in this opinion by
seeing that it was the production of one "Fitz Swackhammer." But my
friend Dr. Snodhead, a very learned man, professor of Low Dutch and High
German in the college of Santa Claus and St. Potts, to whom I handed
the work for translation, giving him a box of sperm candles for his
trouble- this same Dr. Snodhead, so soon as he spied the book, assured
me that "Dan Coopman" did not mean "The Cooper," but "The Merchant." In
short, this ancient and learned Low Dutch book treated of the commerce
of Holland; and, among other subjects, contained a very interesting
account of its whale fishery. And in this chapter it was, headed,
"Smeer," or "Fat," that I found a long detailed list of the outfits for
the larders and cellars of 180 sail of Dutch whalemen; from which list,
as translated by Dr. Snodhead, I transcribe the following:
400,000
lbs. of beef. 60,000 lbs. Friesland pork. 150,000 lbs. of stock fish.
550,000 lbs. of biscuit. 72,000 lbs. of soft bread. 2,800 firkins of
butter. 20,000 lbs. of Texel Leyden cheese. 144,000 lbs. cheese
(probably an inferior article). 550 ankers of Geneva. 10,800 barrels of
beer.
Most statistical tables are parchingly dry in the reading;
not so in the present case, however, where the reader is flooded with
whole pipes, barrels, quarts, and gills of good gin and good cheer.
At
the time, I devoted three days to the studious digesting of all this
beer, beef, and bread, during which many profound thoughts were
incidentally suggested to me, capable of a transcendental and Platonic
application; and, furthermore, I compiled supplementary tables of my
own, touching the probable quantity of stock-fish, &c., consumed by
every Low Dutch harpooneer in that ancient Greenland and Spitzbergen
whale fishery. In the first place, the amount of butter, and Texel and
Leyden cheese consumed, seems amazing. I impute it, though, to their
naturally unctuous natures, being rendered still more unctuous by the
nature of their vocation, and especially by their pursuing their game in
those frigid Polar Seas, on the very coasts of that Esquimaux country
where the convivial natives pledge each other in bumpers of train oil.
The
quantity of the beer, too, is very large, 10,800 barrels. Now, as those
polar fisheries could only be prosecuted in the short summer of that
climate, so that the whole cruise of one of these Dutch whalemen,
including the short voyage to and from the Spitzbergen sea, did not much
exceed three months, say, and reckoning 30 men to each of their fleet
of 180 sail, we have 5,400 Low Dutch seamen in all; therefore, I say, we
have precisely two barrels of beer per man, for a twelve weeks'
allowance, exclusive of his fair proportion of that ankers of gin. Now,
whether these gin and beer harpooneers, so fuddled as one might fancy
them to have been, were the right sort of men to stand up in a boat's
head, and take good aim at flying whales; this would seem somewhat
improbable. Yet they did aim at them, and hit them too. But this was
very far North, be it remembered, where beer agrees well with the
constitution; upon the Equator, in our southern fishery, beer would be
apt to make the harpooneer sleepy at the mast-head and boozy in his
boat; and grievous loss might ensue to Nantucket and New Bedford.
But
no more; enough has been said to show that the old Dutch whalers of two
or three centuries ago were high livers; and that the English whalers
have not neglected so excellent an example. For, say they, when cruising
in an empty ship, if you can get nothing better out of the world, get a
good dinner out of it, at least. And this empties the decanter.
Another chapter devoted primarily to some history of whaling. This time, Melville focuses on Dutch and English whaling in a little detail, including an inventory of the larders of some Dutch ships. This inventory includes, among other things, 10,800 barrels of beer. That is a LOT of alcohol.
I am always very aware of my alcohol consumption. I come from a family with a history of addictive personalities. That includes, among other things, alcohol. My dad drank quite a bit when I was a kid. I remember many nights with him sitting in his chair, drink in hand, slowing putting himself to sleep. If I recall correctly, his drink of choice was Seven Crown and 7-Up. It was a sweet-smelling mix. He would sometimes drink four or five of them per night, and he had a pretty heavy hand with the Seven Crown.
So, I watch my alcohol consumption pretty closely. I never drink to excess. Plus, because of heredity, I have a very high tolerance for booze. I can easily down three mixed drinks at dinner and not feel the effects. Frankly, I don't remember the last time I was heavily inebriated. I would venture to guess that I was in college at the time. That's a long time ago.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not against drinking. In moderation. For a long time, my dad didn't understand moderation. Eventually, he got it. But there are still people in my family who don't get the concept of moderation, whether it's alcohol or pills or food. Plus, because of my wife's difficulties with addictions, I seem to be unable to escape dealing with addicts or recovering addicts.
Sometimes, I have very little patience with addicts. In fact, I get a little angry dealing with someone who doesn't/won't/can't control themselves. That includes myself. I hate it when I find myself in the throes of any excess. I think it's because I've seen the damage that alcohol or pills or sex or pornography cause up close. It ain't pretty.
Tonight, I'm tempted to drink a hard lemonade that's sitting in my fridge. I'm not going to do it. It's a dangerous habit to start. For anybody.
Saint Marty is thankful tonight for moderation. And the ability to say "no."
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Saturday, August 18, 2018
Thursday, July 19, 2018
July 19: Ross Gay, "The Truth," Make It Happen
The Truth
by: Ross Gay
_________________________
Seems like truth is on my mind a lot today.
I met with my financial planner this afternoon. Walked into his office and said, "I want to retire in five years. Make it happen." He laughed at me. Truth.
My daughter is on a trip to Missouri with her boyfriend and his family. I miss her. Truth.
Tonight, I'm going to read some poetry, tell some stories, eat some chocolate, drink some hard lemonade. Truth.
When I go to bed tonight, I will kiss my wife goodnight and feel my heart open like a ghost orchid. Truth.
Saint Marty is jealous of his son's new Bigfoot shirt. Truth.
by: Ross Gay
Because he was 38, because this
was his second job, because
he had two daughters, because his hands
looked like my father's, because at 7
he would walk to the furniture warehouse,
unload trucks 'til 3 AM, because I
was fourteen and training him, because he made
$3.75 an hour, because he had a wife
to look in the face, because
he acted like he respected me,
because he was sick and would not call out
I didn't blink when the water
dropped from his nose
into the onion's perfectly circular
mouth on the Whopper Jr.
I coached him through preparing.
I did not blink.
Tell me this didn't happen.
I dare you.
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Seems like truth is on my mind a lot today.
I met with my financial planner this afternoon. Walked into his office and said, "I want to retire in five years. Make it happen." He laughed at me. Truth.
My daughter is on a trip to Missouri with her boyfriend and his family. I miss her. Truth.
Tonight, I'm going to read some poetry, tell some stories, eat some chocolate, drink some hard lemonade. Truth.
When I go to bed tonight, I will kiss my wife goodnight and feel my heart open like a ghost orchid. Truth.
Saint Marty is jealous of his son's new Bigfoot shirt. Truth.
Monday, July 2, 2018
July 2: Given to the Waves, Independence Day Week, Hard Lemonade
In the tumultuous business of cutting-in and attending to a whale,
there is much running backwards and forwards among the crew. Now hands
are wanted here, and then again hands are wanted there. There is no
staying in any one place; for at one and the same time everything has to
be done everywhere. It is much the same with him who endeavors the
description of the scene. We must now retrace our way a little. It was
mentioned that upon first breaking ground in the whale's back, the
blubber-hook was inserted into the original hole there cut by the spades
of the mates. But how did so clumsy and weighty a mass as that same
hook get fixed in that hole? It was inserted there by my particular
friend Queequeg, whose duty it was, as harpooneer, to descend upon the
monster's back for the special purpose referred to. But in very many
cases, circumstances require that the harpooneer shall remain on the
whale till the whole tensing or stripping operation is concluded. The
whale, be it observed, lies almost entirely submerged, excepting the
immediate parts operated upon. So down there, some ten feet below the
level of the deck, the poor harpooneer flounders about, half on the
whale and half in the water, as the vast mass revolves like a tread-mill
beneath him. On the occasion in question, Queequeg figured in the
Highland costume- a shirt and socks- in which to my eyes, at least, he
appeared to uncommon advantage; and no one had a better chance to
observe him, as will presently be seen.
Being the savage's bowsman, that is, the person who pulled the bow-oar in his boat (the second one from forward), it was my cheerful duty to attend upon him while taking that hard-scrabble scramble upon the dead whale's back. You have seen Italian organ-boys holding a dancing-ape by a long cord. Just so, from the ship's steep side, did I hold Queequeg down there in the sea, by what is technically called in the fishery a monkey-rope, attached to a strong strip of canvas belted round his waist.
It was a humorously perilous business for both of us. For, before we proceed further, it must be said that the monkey-rope was fast at both ends; fast to Queequeg's broad canvas belt, and fast to my narrow leather one. So that for better or for worse, we two, for the time, were wedded; and should poor Queequeg sink to rise no more, then both usage and honor demanded, that instead of cutting the cord, it should drag me down in his wake. So, then, an elongated Siamese ligature united us. Queequeg was my own inseparable twin brother; nor could I any way get rid of the dangerous liabilities which the hempen bond entailed.
So strongly and metaphysically did I conceive of my situation then, that while earnestly watching his motions, I seemed distinctly to perceive that my own individuality was now merged in a joint stock company of two; that my free will had received a mortal wound; and that another's mistake or misfortune might plunge innocent me into unmerited disaster and death. Therefore, I saw that here was a sort of interregnum in Providence; for its even-handed equity never could have so gross an injustice. And yet still further pondering- while I jerked him now and then from between the whale and ship, which would threaten to jam him- still further pondering, I say, I saw that this situation of mine was the precise situation of every mortal that breathes; only, in most cases, he, one way or other, has this Siamese connexion with a plurality of other mortals. If your banker breaks, you snap; if your apothecary by mistake sends you poison in your pills, you die. True, you may say that, by exceeding caution, you may possibly escape these and the multitudinous other evil chances of life. But handle Queequeg's monkey-rope heedfully as I would, sometimes he jerked it so, that I came very near sliding overboard. Nor could I possibly forget that, do what I would, I only had the management of one end of it.*
*The monkey-rope is found in all whalers; but it was only in the Pequod that the monkey and his holder were ever tied together. This improvement upon the original usage was introduced by no less a man than Stubb, in order to afford to the imperilled harpooneer the strongest possible guarantee for the faithfulness and vigilance of his monkey-rope holder.
I have hinted that I would often jerk poor Queequeg from between the whale and the ship- where he would occasionally fall, from the incessant rolling and swaying of both. But this was not the only jamming jeopardy he was exposed to. Unappalled by the massacre made upon them during the night, the sharks now freshly and more keenly allured by the before pent blood which began to flow from the carcass- the rabid creatures swarmed round it like bees in a beehive.
And right in among those sharks was Queequeg; who often pushed them aside with his floundering feet. A thing altogether incredible were it not that attracted by such prey as a dead whale, the otherwise miscellaneously carnivorous shark will seldom touch a man.
Nevertheless, it may well be believed that since they have such a ravenous finger in the pie, it is deemed but wise to look sharp to them. Accordingly, besides the monkey-rope, with which I now and then jerked the poor fellow from too close a vicinity to the maw of what seemed a peculiarly ferocious shark- he was provided with still another protection. Suspended over the side in one of the stages, Tashtego and Daggoo continually flourished over his head a couple of keen whale-spades, wherewith they slaughtered as many sharks as they could reach. This procedure of theirs, to be sure, was very disinterested and benevolent of them. They meant Queequeg's best happiness, I admit; but in their hasty zeal to befriend him, and from the circumstance that both he and the sharks were at times half hidden by the blood-muddled water, those indiscreet spades of theirs would come nearer amputating a leg than a tall. But poor Queequeg, I suppose, straining and gasping there with that great iron hook- poor Queequeg, I suppose, only prayed to his Yojo, and gave up his life into the hands of his gods.
Well, well, my dear comrade and twin-brother, thought I, as I drew in and then slacked off the rope to every swell of the sea- what matters it, after all? Are you not the precious image of each and all of us men in this whaling world? That unsounded ocean you gasp in, is Life; those sharks, your foes; those spades, your friends; and what between sharks and spades you are in a sad pickle and peril, poor lad.
But courage! there is good cheer in store for you, Queequeg. For now, as with blue lips and blood-shot eyes the exhausted savage at last climbs up the chains and stands all dripping and involuntarily trembling over the side; the steward advances, and with a benevolent, consolatory glance hands him- what? Some hot Cognac? No! hands him, ye gods! hands him a cup of tepid ginger and water!
"Ginger? Do I smell ginger?" suspiciously asked Stubb, coming near. "Yes, this must be ginger," peering into the as yet untasted cup. Then standing as if incredulous for a while, he calmly walked towards the astonished steward slowly saying, "Ginger? ginger? and will you have the goodness to tell me, Mr. Dough-Boy, where lies the virtue of ginger? Ginger! is ginger the sort of fuel you use, Dough-boy, to kindle a fire in this shivering cannibal? Ginger!- what the devil is ginger?- sea-coal? firewood?- lucifer matches?- tinder?- gunpowder?- what the devil is ginger, I say, that you offer this cup to our poor Queequeg here."
"There is some sneaking Temperance Society movement about this business," he suddenly added, now approaching Starbuck, who had just come from forward. "Will you look at that kannakin, sir; smell of it, if you please." Then watching the mate's countenance, he added, "The steward, Mr. Starbuck, had the face to offer that calomel and jalap to Queequeg, there, this instant off the whale. Is the steward an apothecary, sir? and may I ask whether this is the sort of bitters by which he blows back the life into a half-drowned man?"
"I trust not," said Starbuck, "it is poor stuff enough."
"Aye, aye, steward," cried Stubb, "we'll teach you to drug it harpooneer; none of your apothecary's medicine here; you want to poison us, do ye? You have got out insurances on our lives and want to murder us all, and pocket the proceeds, do ye?"
"It was not me," cried Dough-Boy, "it was Aunt Charity that brought the ginger on board; and bade me never give the harpooneers any spirits, but only this ginger-jub- so she called it."
"Ginger-jub! you gingerly rascal! take that! and run along with ye to the lockers, and get something better. I hope I do no wrong, Mr. Starbuck. It is the captain's orders- grog for the harpooneer on a whale."
"Enough," replied Starbuck, "only don't hit him again, but-"
"Oh, I never hurt when I hit, except when I hit a whale or something of that sort; and this fellow's a weazel. What were you about saying, sir?"
"Only this: go down with him, and get what thou wantest thyself."
When Stubb reappeared, he came with a dark flask in one hand, and a sort of tea-caddy in the other. The first contained strong spirits, and was handed to Queequeg; the second was Aunt Charity's gift, and that was freely given to the waves.
In the United States, this week is one of celebration. Independence Day is celebrated on Wednesday. In my little area of this country, many people take the entire week off from work and spend the next seven days barbecuing and drinking. Oh, and also going to parades and setting off fireworks. So, this chapter on the virtues of spirits (and I'm not talking about the kind that show up for seances) is pretty apropos.
So, tonight, I will kick off Independence Day week by drinking some hard lemonade. Just one. I have to work tomorrow morning. And I do come from a family who has a penchant for substance abuse, so I always consume alcohol in moderation. I know that I have a high tolerance for it.
Of course, the stereotype for poets is that they write and drink and carouse. Think Dylan Thomas, who, aside from being a fantastic poet, was legendary for his bouts of drunken debauchery. Truth be told, most of the poets I know never drink heavily. For most, it's just a beer or two after a poetry reading. That's it. An occasional celebratory glass of wine or champagne on special occasions. I, myself, when I win the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, plan to down some Bailey's Irish Cream, on the rocks.
If you haven't guessed by now, this post is not going to delve very deeply into metaphysical questions this evening. I'm too tired to wallow in the blood and boil, like Queequeg. Nope. After I'm done typing this post, I plan on getting into my pajamas, turning on the television to some mindless entertainment, and drinking a little.
Of course, my neighbors celebrate this week by setting off fireworks all night long. I wouldn't be surprised if alcohol is also a part of their week-long firecracker fest. That's what we Americans do: we get drunk and blow things up.
Sing with Saint Marty (and try not to think about who's running the country at the moment): "I'm proud to be an Americaaaaaannnnn!!!"
(DISCLAIMER: Please read this post in the spirit in which it was written--with a great deal of tongue-in-cheekness.)
Being the savage's bowsman, that is, the person who pulled the bow-oar in his boat (the second one from forward), it was my cheerful duty to attend upon him while taking that hard-scrabble scramble upon the dead whale's back. You have seen Italian organ-boys holding a dancing-ape by a long cord. Just so, from the ship's steep side, did I hold Queequeg down there in the sea, by what is technically called in the fishery a monkey-rope, attached to a strong strip of canvas belted round his waist.
It was a humorously perilous business for both of us. For, before we proceed further, it must be said that the monkey-rope was fast at both ends; fast to Queequeg's broad canvas belt, and fast to my narrow leather one. So that for better or for worse, we two, for the time, were wedded; and should poor Queequeg sink to rise no more, then both usage and honor demanded, that instead of cutting the cord, it should drag me down in his wake. So, then, an elongated Siamese ligature united us. Queequeg was my own inseparable twin brother; nor could I any way get rid of the dangerous liabilities which the hempen bond entailed.
So strongly and metaphysically did I conceive of my situation then, that while earnestly watching his motions, I seemed distinctly to perceive that my own individuality was now merged in a joint stock company of two; that my free will had received a mortal wound; and that another's mistake or misfortune might plunge innocent me into unmerited disaster and death. Therefore, I saw that here was a sort of interregnum in Providence; for its even-handed equity never could have so gross an injustice. And yet still further pondering- while I jerked him now and then from between the whale and ship, which would threaten to jam him- still further pondering, I say, I saw that this situation of mine was the precise situation of every mortal that breathes; only, in most cases, he, one way or other, has this Siamese connexion with a plurality of other mortals. If your banker breaks, you snap; if your apothecary by mistake sends you poison in your pills, you die. True, you may say that, by exceeding caution, you may possibly escape these and the multitudinous other evil chances of life. But handle Queequeg's monkey-rope heedfully as I would, sometimes he jerked it so, that I came very near sliding overboard. Nor could I possibly forget that, do what I would, I only had the management of one end of it.*
*The monkey-rope is found in all whalers; but it was only in the Pequod that the monkey and his holder were ever tied together. This improvement upon the original usage was introduced by no less a man than Stubb, in order to afford to the imperilled harpooneer the strongest possible guarantee for the faithfulness and vigilance of his monkey-rope holder.
I have hinted that I would often jerk poor Queequeg from between the whale and the ship- where he would occasionally fall, from the incessant rolling and swaying of both. But this was not the only jamming jeopardy he was exposed to. Unappalled by the massacre made upon them during the night, the sharks now freshly and more keenly allured by the before pent blood which began to flow from the carcass- the rabid creatures swarmed round it like bees in a beehive.
And right in among those sharks was Queequeg; who often pushed them aside with his floundering feet. A thing altogether incredible were it not that attracted by such prey as a dead whale, the otherwise miscellaneously carnivorous shark will seldom touch a man.
Nevertheless, it may well be believed that since they have such a ravenous finger in the pie, it is deemed but wise to look sharp to them. Accordingly, besides the monkey-rope, with which I now and then jerked the poor fellow from too close a vicinity to the maw of what seemed a peculiarly ferocious shark- he was provided with still another protection. Suspended over the side in one of the stages, Tashtego and Daggoo continually flourished over his head a couple of keen whale-spades, wherewith they slaughtered as many sharks as they could reach. This procedure of theirs, to be sure, was very disinterested and benevolent of them. They meant Queequeg's best happiness, I admit; but in their hasty zeal to befriend him, and from the circumstance that both he and the sharks were at times half hidden by the blood-muddled water, those indiscreet spades of theirs would come nearer amputating a leg than a tall. But poor Queequeg, I suppose, straining and gasping there with that great iron hook- poor Queequeg, I suppose, only prayed to his Yojo, and gave up his life into the hands of his gods.
Well, well, my dear comrade and twin-brother, thought I, as I drew in and then slacked off the rope to every swell of the sea- what matters it, after all? Are you not the precious image of each and all of us men in this whaling world? That unsounded ocean you gasp in, is Life; those sharks, your foes; those spades, your friends; and what between sharks and spades you are in a sad pickle and peril, poor lad.
But courage! there is good cheer in store for you, Queequeg. For now, as with blue lips and blood-shot eyes the exhausted savage at last climbs up the chains and stands all dripping and involuntarily trembling over the side; the steward advances, and with a benevolent, consolatory glance hands him- what? Some hot Cognac? No! hands him, ye gods! hands him a cup of tepid ginger and water!
"Ginger? Do I smell ginger?" suspiciously asked Stubb, coming near. "Yes, this must be ginger," peering into the as yet untasted cup. Then standing as if incredulous for a while, he calmly walked towards the astonished steward slowly saying, "Ginger? ginger? and will you have the goodness to tell me, Mr. Dough-Boy, where lies the virtue of ginger? Ginger! is ginger the sort of fuel you use, Dough-boy, to kindle a fire in this shivering cannibal? Ginger!- what the devil is ginger?- sea-coal? firewood?- lucifer matches?- tinder?- gunpowder?- what the devil is ginger, I say, that you offer this cup to our poor Queequeg here."
"There is some sneaking Temperance Society movement about this business," he suddenly added, now approaching Starbuck, who had just come from forward. "Will you look at that kannakin, sir; smell of it, if you please." Then watching the mate's countenance, he added, "The steward, Mr. Starbuck, had the face to offer that calomel and jalap to Queequeg, there, this instant off the whale. Is the steward an apothecary, sir? and may I ask whether this is the sort of bitters by which he blows back the life into a half-drowned man?"
"I trust not," said Starbuck, "it is poor stuff enough."
"Aye, aye, steward," cried Stubb, "we'll teach you to drug it harpooneer; none of your apothecary's medicine here; you want to poison us, do ye? You have got out insurances on our lives and want to murder us all, and pocket the proceeds, do ye?"
"It was not me," cried Dough-Boy, "it was Aunt Charity that brought the ginger on board; and bade me never give the harpooneers any spirits, but only this ginger-jub- so she called it."
"Ginger-jub! you gingerly rascal! take that! and run along with ye to the lockers, and get something better. I hope I do no wrong, Mr. Starbuck. It is the captain's orders- grog for the harpooneer on a whale."
"Enough," replied Starbuck, "only don't hit him again, but-"
"Oh, I never hurt when I hit, except when I hit a whale or something of that sort; and this fellow's a weazel. What were you about saying, sir?"
"Only this: go down with him, and get what thou wantest thyself."
When Stubb reappeared, he came with a dark flask in one hand, and a sort of tea-caddy in the other. The first contained strong spirits, and was handed to Queequeg; the second was Aunt Charity's gift, and that was freely given to the waves.
In the United States, this week is one of celebration. Independence Day is celebrated on Wednesday. In my little area of this country, many people take the entire week off from work and spend the next seven days barbecuing and drinking. Oh, and also going to parades and setting off fireworks. So, this chapter on the virtues of spirits (and I'm not talking about the kind that show up for seances) is pretty apropos.
So, tonight, I will kick off Independence Day week by drinking some hard lemonade. Just one. I have to work tomorrow morning. And I do come from a family who has a penchant for substance abuse, so I always consume alcohol in moderation. I know that I have a high tolerance for it.
Of course, the stereotype for poets is that they write and drink and carouse. Think Dylan Thomas, who, aside from being a fantastic poet, was legendary for his bouts of drunken debauchery. Truth be told, most of the poets I know never drink heavily. For most, it's just a beer or two after a poetry reading. That's it. An occasional celebratory glass of wine or champagne on special occasions. I, myself, when I win the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, plan to down some Bailey's Irish Cream, on the rocks.
If you haven't guessed by now, this post is not going to delve very deeply into metaphysical questions this evening. I'm too tired to wallow in the blood and boil, like Queequeg. Nope. After I'm done typing this post, I plan on getting into my pajamas, turning on the television to some mindless entertainment, and drinking a little.
Of course, my neighbors celebrate this week by setting off fireworks all night long. I wouldn't be surprised if alcohol is also a part of their week-long firecracker fest. That's what we Americans do: we get drunk and blow things up.
Sing with Saint Marty (and try not to think about who's running the country at the moment): "I'm proud to be an Americaaaaaannnnn!!!"
(DISCLAIMER: Please read this post in the spirit in which it was written--with a great deal of tongue-in-cheekness.)
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
May 1: Chard Deniord, "Confession of a Bird Watcher," Hard Lemonade
Confession of a Bird Watcher
by: Chard Deniord
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I'm sitting in my living room. It's approaching dusk, and it's still almost 80 degrees outside. And there are birds singing. I can hear them, even as I listen to Ronan Farrow on PBS talking about the failure of American diplomacy in the Trump White House. There are whistles and hoots. The birds are enjoying this evening as much as the kids throwing a baseball down the street.
Once I am done typing this post, I'm going to drink some hard lemonade and enjoy the first real gasp of summer in the Upper Peninsula.
Saint Marty is wearing shorts for the first time this year.
by: Chard Deniord
The windows are dressed in feathers where the birds have flown against
them,
then fallen below into the flowers where their bodies lie grounded, still,
slowly disappearing each day until all that is left are their narrow,
prehensile bones.
I have sat at my window now for years and watched a hundred birds
mistake the glass for air and break their necks, wondering what to do,
how else to live among them and keep my view.
Not to mention the sight of them at the feeder in the morning,
especially the cardinal in snow.
What sign to post on the sill that says, "Warning, large glass window.
Fatal if struck. Fly around or above but not away.
There are seeds in the feeder and water in the bath.
I need you, which is to say, I'm sorry for my genius as the creature inside
who attracts you with seeds and watches you die against the window
I've built with the knowledge of its danger to you.
With a heart that rejects its reasons in favor of keeping what it wants:
the sight of you, the sight of you."
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I'm sitting in my living room. It's approaching dusk, and it's still almost 80 degrees outside. And there are birds singing. I can hear them, even as I listen to Ronan Farrow on PBS talking about the failure of American diplomacy in the Trump White House. There are whistles and hoots. The birds are enjoying this evening as much as the kids throwing a baseball down the street.
Once I am done typing this post, I'm going to drink some hard lemonade and enjoy the first real gasp of summer in the Upper Peninsula.
Saint Marty is wearing shorts for the first time this year.
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