Friday, October 4, 2019

October 4: Saint Marty's Day Eve, Hectic Couple of Days, Blessed

I am settling in for a long, autumn's nap.  It has been a very hectic couple of days, and I am quite tired.

However, I want to take a moment to say how blessed I am by the people in my life.  My friends and family have made this day wonderful for me, and I am overwhelmed by the kindness and love I've been gifted with today.  It has been a Saint Marty's Day Eve that I will never forget.

And now, the annual reading of . . .

'Twas the Night Before Saint Marty's Day

'Twas the night before Saint Marty's Day, when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that Saint Marty soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of tapioca danced in their heads.
And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long autumn's nap.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
tore open the shutter, and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen leaves
gave the luster of midday to shadows by the eaves,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a kind, saintly figure, full of good cheer.

With a laugh so infectious, so lively and hardy, 
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Marty.
More rapid than eagles, his coursers he came,
and he whistled and shouted and called saintly names:

"Now Peter!  Now John!
Now, Francis and Paul!
On, Theresa!  On, Bernadette!
On, Good Old John Paul!
To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now bless away!  Bless away!
Bless one and all!

As dry leaves that before a wild hurricane fly,
when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky,
so up to the housetop the courser's he flew,
looking like Brad Pitt, and George Clooney, too!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard up above me
saintly feet walking and dancing, so help me!
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the chimney Saint Marty came with a bound!

He was dressed all in black, from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were all dusted with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his shoulders,
And he looked like a vision--a good, Christian soldier!

His eyes--how they sparkled!  His smile, how white!
His face, so angelic this Saint Marty's night!
His demeanor was gentle, peaceful and quiet.
He looked so handsome that he could cause a riot.

His halo and wings shone in the moonlight,
his robes were like snow, brilliantly bright.
He raised his hands in a blessing, filled with such grace,
that even the pope would hang his head in disgrace.

He was pleasant and smart, a saintly good fellow,
and I laughed when I saw him, and offered him Jell-O.
But a wink of his eye and a shake of his head
soon gave me to know he wanted tapioca instead.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work.
and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk,
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang to the roof, and took to the wind.
I watched him with awe ascend and ascend.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he flew out of sight,
"Happy Saint Marty's Day to all, and to all a good night."


Thursday, October 3, 2019

October 3: Saint Marty's Day Festivities, Wild Cheers, Self-Serving

I woke up this morning and realized that I haven't spoken about Saint Marty's Day yet this year. 

For those of you who are new to Saint Marty's Day, it is a high holiday that happens every October 5, and it is celebrated all around the world.  It's celebrated in Sri Lanka . . .



And Hong Kong . . .



And even Tibet . . .



So, it's time to set up your Saint Marty's Day tree, bake some Saint Marty's Day cookies, address your Saint Marty's Day cards, and sing some Saint Marty's Day carols.  Because Saint Marty's Day is almost upon us!  Don't get caught unprepared.  (Also, don't forget the traditional Saint Marty's Day dessert--a warm bowl of tapioca, fresh off the stove!)

Me?  I'm headed to Calumet, Michigan, in about an hour to perform in the Red Jacket Jamboree radio show tonight at the Calumet Theatre.  My bags are packed.  After I'm done typing this post, I'm going to go wake up my son, get the suitcase into my vehicle, and take off.  I'm interested to see how Calumet is preparing for Saint Marty's Day.  Hmmmmm.  Let's see . . .


Nice.  So you see, if you have never celebrated Saint Marty's Day, you've been missing out your whole life.  But it's never too late to start.  It is one of the most festive, joyous, holiest days of the year!  And don't forget to leave some gifts for Saint Marty on your front door step before you go to bed on October 4.  Saint Marty will travel the world on Saint Marty's Day Eve, collecting presents from all the peoples, spreading peace and good will.

Well, it's almost time to rouse my son.  Calumet is going to be a great way to kick off my Saint Marty's Day celebrations.  Even Douglas Adams wrote about Saint Marty's Day in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy . . .

Wild cheers broke out among the crowd.  Flags, streamers and wolf whistles sailed through the air.  The narrower streets looked rather like centipedes rolled over on their backs and frantically waving their legs in the air.

So you see, even in the fictional universe of Hitchhiker's, Saint Marty's Day is a big thing.

Saint Marty hopes you all haven't been too offended by this incredibly self-serving post.  (But, really, aren't all blog posts a little self-serving?)


Wednesday, October 2, 2019

October 2: Where do I Go?, Dizzy with Anticipation, Dreams and Hope

Now that I have reached the end of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the question remains:  Where do I go from here?

In the past, before I started retyping entire published novels into my blog over the course of a year, I hand-picked passages that went along with the themes of my daily posts.  I could do that.  I feel like I pretty much know Hitchhiker's backward and forward, having lived with it for the past ten months.

Or I could start quoting from the second book in the series, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.  That, however, is an endeavor which would take longer than the three months I have left to devote to Douglas Adams.  I really don't want to spend the next five years of my life in the Hitchhiker's universe.

My third option is to abandon the novel for these last months and go rogue--choosing my subjects willy nilly.  As appealing as that prospect sounds, I work better with some kind of framework--a guide, if you will.

Having thought about it for most of the day, I have decided to go with the first option--apple picking passages for my blog posts for the remainder of 2019.  It is the choice with which I feel most comfortable.  I've done it before.  Here is today's selection, spoken by a whale plummeting to its death on the surface of the planet Magrathea:

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation . . . 

It is going to be a crazy couple of days for me, although I am a little dizzy with anticipation.  Tomorrow morning, early, I get in a car and drive to Calumet, Michigan, to be in the Red Jacket Jamboree at the Calumet Theatre.  It's something I really enjoy.  It combines everything I love to do--reading poetry, acting, doing improv, writing, and singing.  And I'm surrounded by talented, creative people.  It's truly a blessing for me.

I don't suppose a lot of people get the opportunity to be a part of something they love.  Neither do I.  I don't get to write full-time.  Don't get to do poetry readings full-time.  Or act full-time.  Or teach full-time.  I dream about it every day, and there's nothing wrong with dreaming.  Dreams are the only things that can get me out of bed some days.

I've always attached dreams to hopes.  Most people who've been reading this blog for some time know how important I think hope is.  It's what reminds me, on bad days, that something better is possible.

And tonight, I have hope in my heart.  I get to be around artists I love tomorrow.  And they're good friends who value me. as a writer and performer.  It's an amazing feeling.  For a few hours, I am who I want to be.

Cool father.  Loving husband.  Friend.  Poet.  Actor.  Artist.  Radio personality.

Now, if he can just get himself canonized, Saint Marty would have everything.

Some people who fill me with hope . . .


Tuesday, October 1, 2019

October 1: The Restaurant the the End of the Universe, Endings, Really Long Day

And now, the ending of Hitchhiker's . . .

He [Arthur] came across this entry.

It said:  "The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why and Where phases.

"For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question How can we eat? the second by the question Why do we eat? and the third by the question Where shall we have lunch?"

He got no further before the ship's intercom buzzed into life.

"Hey, Earthman?  You hungry, kid?" said Zaphod's voice.

"Er, well, yes, a little peckish, I suppose," said Arthur.

"Okay, baby, hold tight," said Zaphod.  "We'll take in a quick bite at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

And that, believe it or not, is the end of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  If you're sitting there, reading this, and thinking, "Wait.  There's a whole lot of questions that haven't been answered.  That can't be the end."--you're right.  It isn't the end.  There's three more books in the trilogy.  That's right, it's a four-book trilogy.  Go figure.

However, for the sake of this blog (and my sanity), I am not going to dive into the second book, which is aptly titled The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.  Nope.  If I continued on with Douglas Adams, I'd be writing about this series for the next three or four years.  Not going to do that.

Let me, instead, talk tonight about endings.  I am at the tail end of a really long day.  I worked.  Then I cleaned a church.  Just finishing up three hours of lesson planning for tomorrow.  I outlined a chapter of my textbook.  I tried to upload my quiz into my classes online .  Failed.  Now, I'm blogging.  Then, if I have the energy, I have to write a comedy sketch for the radio show in which I'm performing on Thursday evening.  It feels like I'm never going to get to bed.

In short, today feels like the end of Hitchhiker's.  I'm kind of going on to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe before I can sleep.

Saint Marty needs about a three-week nap.